Why Women Are Their Own Worst Enemy

For me, i never get tired to myself, i never make my day worst just because of the stupid stuff i did, you know what... I HATE CIGARETTE than everything that might be so wrong to this world.

I think teguh has some serious competition.
 


Paging Teguh The Magnificent...

Women unique with their own way. Honestly, I would rather make friends with men, they're more practical. But that doesn't mean I discredit women. I was a woman, my mother a woman, so did my grandmother. If you disfigure a woman then you discredit your mother too.

After all, not just women, men also have ugliness. hey why nobody write a thread about it

Lol... What, did you get a sex change?

Look out, Teguh... There are several contenders for the title in this thread.

Better get in here with your game face on... :nopenope:
 
Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."

...A tiger's teeth are approximately 3 to 4 inches in length. They have the longest canine teeth in comparison to any other land-based mammal in the world. Tigers have retractable claws like most cats; however, the cheetah does not. The tiger's retractable claw ability keeps their claws extensively razor-sharp to grasp things and for when they are in battle. Tigers generally weigh up to about 700 pounds...

...Tigers sleep a very long time, typically about 18 to 20 hours a day...

...Tigers typically do not spend more energy than what's needed, because if they spend more energy, they require more food....

...Once a tiger eats all the prey, the tiger rests and sleeps. When he awakens, the tiger begins his search again for more food....


Sounds about right...