Why the Fuck is Everybody Drowning?

[amateursurgeon]

They're both drowning, and a stranger can only save one - their dog or your child?

Just as simple as the other thread. A stranger is standing by the riverbank. Their dog is drowning, and so is your child. The stranger will only be able to save one.

Which should they save? If your answer isn't consistent with the other poll, please explain why in the comments.

For the sake of this situation, let's assume your child is a young adult by now.


EDIT: THERE I COMBINED 11 DROWNING THREADS INTO ONE. HAVE FUN

 

[Magic Hat]

What is the point of this thread?

 

[amateursurgeon]

It has exactly the same point as the other thread. If you judge both to be pointless, please feel free to move along.

 

[dubbyah]

i see wat u did htere with ur rhetorical thing and stuff

 

[FTC-Hater]

yo dis bish doing some psychological shenanigans up in here

 

[wickedDUDE]

I didn't answer in the other poll, but... the child.
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[ChrisS]

Do you get to keep the child?

 

[ly2 from WF]

 

[JakeStratham]

This thread seems like a good place to leave this link:

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/107110-time-management-thread.html

 

[nvanprooyen]

Do you get to keep the child?

Jesus. Lol.

And why do we need this thread again?

 

[juntao65]

try this one: a classmate (whose a dood) or jessica alba, who would you save?

 

[mGrunin]

Dog.

 

[JoseArmando]

Yup dog obviously. My dog is a true friend and has been there for me for my whole life whereas babies are obviously new and don't have an emotional connection and can't even fetch anything

 

[amateursurgeon]

This thread seems like a good place to leave this link:

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/107110-time-management-thread.html

touché

 

[kimboslice]

try this one: a classmate (whose a dood) or jessica alba, who would you save?

Do I get to keep Jessica Alba?

 

[Gooddeal]

save dog. cause baby will grow up and do all evil.

 

[KeyserSoze]

So your point is that people are selfish?

 

[JMan1234]

This is an obvious answer for anyone with at least two brain cells. You save the HUMAN. Human > Dog.

And you know if it was my kid drowning, you better save my kid rather than your dog, because I'm pretty sure I'd kill you otherwise. Dog dies, or you die, that's the option you'd have.

 

[JMan1234]

try this one: a classmate (whose a dood) or jessica alba, who would you save?

Jessica Alba is a tiny thing, I'm sure I could get them both. I'd go for the classmate first though, just because him being heavier/larger it's going to be harder to get him out of the water. So get the hard work done first and then go back for Alba.

 

[dubbyah]

let them both die