According to my calculations. I don't have to save myself because Bofu will come save me and he will already have the pocket pussy with him to use it on me once we get on shore.
Why the Fuck is Everybody Drowning?
- Thread starter amateursurgeon
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Where's the option "I couldn't think of anything original so I made a poll just like one that made everyone gouge their eyeballs out"?
The last thread like this had a point. This one doesn't and is actually a bit stupid. "What would you rather a stranger saved? Their dog or your child... It's just ludicrous.
As in the other thread I'd save what's mine, but as it's not me doing the saving, it's a stranger, I'd expect them to save THEIR dog. The consistency would not be in the living thing being saved, but in the saving of what's mine. In the previous thread the dog was mine in this it's this child... :yawn:
As in the other thread I'd save what's mine, but as it's not me doing the saving, it's a stranger, I'd expect them to save THEIR dog. The consistency would not be in the living thing being saved, but in the saving of what's mine. In the previous thread the dog was mine in this it's this child... :yawn:
How hairy is the dog? Does the kid bites? Salt water? Is the kid light enough so i can throw it on land and than save the stupid dog?
Coast guard close by? Immigration? Am I going to be on YouTube? Is the dog depressed?
poll: F this thread or F this thread?
ever seen a dog drowning? If there is, than it's probably too stupid to be saved.
Coast guard close by? Immigration? Am I going to be on YouTube? Is the dog depressed?
poll: F this thread or F this thread?
ever seen a dog drowning? If there is, than it's probably too stupid to be saved.
Actually I think the point of this thread was to draw out responses like God's and yours... just to see if there really are people who are that stupid.
Scenarios like this are exactly why people used to have 8 or 9 kids, in case the dumber ones drown or they get killed by the plague or some shit. You need another 6 or so to help you bring in the potato crop and re-shoe the horses to get your crops to the market.
And if you have those extra kids, when the smug asshole that rescued his dog comes walking by grinning with that "I don't have a dead kid" grin, you and your surviving kids can whoop his fucking ass and take his land.
And if you have those extra kids, when the smug asshole that rescued his dog comes walking by grinning with that "I don't have a dead kid" grin, you and your surviving kids can whoop his fucking ass and take his land.
lol, gotta love imagination.
this sounds actually plausible, I might have to use this one.
LOL