Where the fuck is all my investing ass home slice's at?

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Garrett
hey... what kinda site you got going... I've git way more than 8g's to invest.. i think you're onto somethin

smooothassplaya
are you from wickedfire?

Garrett
I don't frequent there.. but that's where I saw your offer

smooothassplaya
yeah man , its a search engine

Garrett
oh yea? for porn, right?

smooothassplaya
yup

Garrett
cool stuff... I mean... super sexy man.. super sexy

smooothassplaya
with e-mail service and instant messaging for the adult dating website

Garrett
oh is that right?

smooothassplaya
so people can spend less time on the dating site and get straight to action

Garrett
isn't email and IM already plentiful
what are you going to do about your competitors

smooothassplaya
its helpful somewhat...but most people dont like to give out their personal email so people want there own email and there own instant messaging just for dating and for their porno needs

Garrett
sexy man... super sexy... i'm likin' it more and more

smooothassplaya
when my search engine goes up

Garrett
what do you need the 8g's for

smooothassplaya
it will take a shit load of stress of google
gets rid of people ending up at sites they dont wanna be at

Garrett
what do you mean?
I really don't understand, G. Google is quality search traffic

smooothassplaya
I need the 8 grand to finish paying for the search engine

Garrett
did you pay for it?
who did you pay?

smooothassplaya
yeah i already put $2,000 into the project

Garrett
i paid 10 g's for this site right here: smouch.net/lol/


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Jeez, I've launched and killed off half a dozen porn search engines over the years, forget his eight grand, I'll sell you one for $500!
 
Listen G thang i for shizze got the nizzze on skrill scratch 8 g's on that dope ass search engine for the tizzles for shizzles I guess you have to speak his language to be apart of this epic company look out google we got seed money and going to blow you out the water. Funny thing he is getting more traffic to is engine from this post then ever
 
thanks for the laugh! That's 5 minutes I will never get back but completely worth it!
 
my new favorite post ever. i am going to use his beatboxing as my ring tone.
 
I found the story of orgazilla.com
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The Story of Orgazilla​
Once upon a time...lived a little dinosaur...he had no friends...no family...all he had was himself and his balls...as the little dinosaur got older and stronger...he began to adventure the web...he visited all the porns sites...and masterbated like 20 times a day...but after awhile...something just didn't feel right...he knew something about this whole internet porn world was missing...he thought...and thought...and thought...and finally he knew exactly what was missing from the internet porn world...the only time he ever used his tool was to masterbate to dino porn...and it was his dream in life to let the whole world use his tool...so he prayed to the e-god Bill Gatorsaurus to answer his prayer...so later that night he fell asleep...and he was woken up by a nerdy loud voice! The voice spoke to him...the voice said " ORGAZILLA! this is Bill Gatosaurus the e-god of the web...I am here to make your dreams come true...I am going to make your tool the biggest thing on the web...I will let everybody use your tool and love it!"...Orgazilla was a new dinosaur...he was the new internet sensation and everybody loved his tool.​

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Im sorry mike. Great branding domain. But just like you; your idea needs refining.​
 
Rusky got me looking at the other pages on the site and they are just as wonderful. This, from the advertising page:

Our advertisement opportunities are differen't then regular old school advertising...we offer you a fresh breath of air...we offer you something special...something creative...something effective...not only do we give you website impressions...we give you the chance to make an impression on our valuable users...and thats something that we can give you.
Who knew differen't had an apostrophe!?!1
 
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