What Do Women Do That Pisses You Off?

This made me chuckle. The story:

Guy Ritchie was walking by a pub when a lady walked into a potted plant and tripped. Ritchie, ever the gentleman...

... walked around her.

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That's not what made me chuckle. It's a douche thing to do, even if she was drunk. This comment from a U.K. reader made me chuckle:

Based on some of the female comments on here, it is no surprise a lot of British men can't be bothered with British women, and are looking overseas for better looking women with a better attitude. No matter what a man does in the UK, a woman will find an excuse to find fault. If the man opens a door for a woman or helps her up after she has fallen, then he is a sexist pig reinforcing the male-dominant stereotype that women are the weaker sense and cannot survive without women. Whereas, if a man doesn't open the door or help the woman up, he is a selfish sexist pig who is intimidated by strong women. Women in the UK need to give men a break. - Anthony
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lol Guess women piss men off over there, too.
 


1) Stupid Shit. It's impossible to prove the point when arguing with some women. While you are thinking about something smart to say she already found a ton of stupid shit that doesn't even make sense or tie into the overall story. And this shit keeps on coming and coming, never ends... and none of the shit on top of the other shit makes sense, however somehow it makes sense for her. As she discovers new shit on top of the old shit she makes new discoveries for herself and shit just gets more real.

2) Time Wasting Shit. Some take forever to get some basic shit done. She knows she will do something as soon as you ask to do it but keeps on wasting time with shitty excuses while you keep on asking the same shit over and over.

3) Moody Shit. They get pissed and stop talking to you. You realize that something is wrong with her speakers after hearing nothing for a day without even thinking that you could have done something wrong, which of course is some stupid shit from #1. When you ask what's wrong, she just walks away. You know she is mad but not sure why. Oh well, waiting out helps. Usually a few days later speakers start to get some volume. Start really quiet but increases rapidly and eventually after hearing more stupid shit somehow everything gets back to normal.

4) Bloody Shit. It usually comes with a lot of moody shit from #3 and when asking for something during this period, it usually becomes time wasting shit from #2 and ends with a ton of stupid shirt from #1.

5) Sensitive Shit. Fine, I forgot about valentines, anniversary or some other event, but she didn't. Why wait till I say something? Remind me... Oh crap, I didn't plan anything, whooptyfreakindoo... Why mess up the holiday if it's so important? Stop stupid shit (#1), time wasting shit (#2), moody shit (#3) and a lot of other shit that comes with it and turns into all the sensitive "you don't care about me" shit . Lets schedule something up and go, there are a ton of places that don't require reservations and a year of planning...

6) A lot of other shit, too much to type... BTW, talking about shit, it pisses me off when women shit.
 
I always seem to get stuck behind some bitch with a cart full of shit who waits until every single item is rung up, then heaves her big ass purse onto the counter and starts rooting around in there to find her checkbook, like they expect the cashier is gonna tell them they don't pay or something. They should have that damn check made out so that when they get the total that's all they have to write in.
 
JakeStratham said:
This made me chuckle. The story:

Guy Ritchie was walking by a pub when a lady walked into a potted plant and tripped. Ritchie, ever the gentleman...

... walked around her.

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That's not what made me chuckle. It's a douche thing to do, even if she was drunk. This comment from a U.K. reader made me chuckle:

lol Guess women piss men off over there, too.
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lol
appears to me she was trying to walk and text at the same time
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but in all seriousness guy or girl it doesn't matter if i saw someone fall and another person laugh at them and walk away i'd leg sweep them before helping the person up.
 
They remember EVERYTHING. Freaking elephants. They'll find a way to remember something I said when we were stoned like 3 years ago and use it against me. WTF.

Me, on the other hand, don't remember 95% of my sober conversations... so I'm sure the ladies love that one too.
 
Tangents while talking.

If I'm telling you about the time I snorted coke off a dead hooker's ass,* you'll get all the important details in 10 seconds. A woman can tell you a story about finding a dollar on the ground, and make it last an hour.

How? With tangents. Hundreds of 'em.

"Woman, what does your mother buying a sweater last year have to do with finding a dollar on the ground today?"

Good grief.

When guys speak, we're linear. We start at point A, and sprint to Point B. Like so:

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And women? Well, they have Points A and B, too. But they take the scenic route:

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To which guys respond:

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Or, if we want to have sex:

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* The author has never snorted coke off a dead hooker's ass.


EDIT: lol at hating on old folks. I dig 'em. The ones I know are very cool.
 
JakeStratham said:
This thread is to stir the pot of latent misogyny at WF, and bring it to a slow boil.* I have a simple question for you:

What is your biggest pet peeve about women? What do they do that pisses you off?


I'll start.

They can stand in line at Starbucks for ten minutes, and still not know what they want when it's their turn.

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Pisses me off.

Now, you go.



* All in fun. Go easy on the hate.
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isn't that the starbucks in London near piccadilly btw?
 
I'm about to go off the reservation. I'm gonna say something that will make a few of you abandon your misogyny posts. You're gonna think, "Jake's crazy. I do... not... agree."

Here it is:

Know what pisses me off about women? Some of them file sexual harassment suits.

I know what some of you are thinking. "Dude, it ain't right that guys stare at girls' boobs and asses when they're just trying to do their jobs. The ladies gotta have recourse. Legal recourse!"

No.

First things first. All guys love boobs. Yes, even these guys:

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And if we don't see them bared, we'll take cleavage. Every day, all day if we could. That's why pics like these exist:

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Stay with me. I still have the conch.

Here's how it works:

A woman can dress as provocatively as she wants in the workplace. For instance:

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Or, remember this one?

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At which point, all of us revert back to childhood:

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Which leads to one of the most potent erection killers known to men:

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Whoa.

A sexual harassment lawsuit is quickly threatened, and sometimes filed. Causing businessmen (and some women, no doubt) to feel like this:

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Does the case go to court? Rarely. Instead, the woman... gets... paid, causing some men to become like this:

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Okay, that's a reach. But I dig this pic.

Anyway, women who file sexual harassment suits? Yeah, they piss me off. I'll bet one or two of you are thinking, "Fine, I just won't hire them. Don't wanna deal with the headaches."

Nice try. They got laws for that, too. Once your company gets large, you can't discriminate.

So, to recap.

You gotta hire 'em. You're gonna stare at 'em. You can't fire 'em without fearing a sexual harassment lawsuit.

Pisses me off.
 
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