What Do Women Do That Pisses You Off?

medicalhumor said:
I really hate it that they are always cold. Especially in the car. It can be hot as hell in the car and they STILL want the heat turned on.
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Dude, you ain't kidding. And here's the flip side:

It's cold outside., so woman is feeling really chilled. She puts on a ton of clothes. We get in the car, and I turn the heater on.

See where I'm going with this?

"Baby, turn the heater off. It's hot."

Me: "Yeah, it's hot because you're under 15 layers. Us earthlings don't wear that many."

Pisses me off (not really, but y'know). :)
 


Jake, you're living my life.

JakeStratham said:
Dude, you ain't kidding. And here's the flip side:

It's cold outside., so woman is feeling really chilled. She puts on a ton of clothes. We get in the car, and I turn the heater on.

See where I'm going with this?

"Baby, turn the heater off. It's hot."

Me: "Yeah, it's hot because you're under 15 layers. Us earthlings don't wear that many."

Pisses me off (not really, but y'know). :)
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kingofsp said:
There are a lot of generalizations in here.

The only thing that really pisses me off about women is how they affect some of my friends who tragically make the mistake of taking them seriously.

However, I'm still very glad to have them around.
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I'm with you. They're all generalizations. It's the feast and fodder of good comedians. ;)

I love having the ladies around, too. Couldn't live without 'em. But all the womenfolk in my family know how I feel. They roll their eyes and say, "Yeah? What about when guys do that awful snorting, coughing, gagging up a loogi routine? What's that all about?!"

Good point, but they still piss me off.
 
Here's another: Very few of them seem to have any "Real" sense of time. Here's an example- My wife, when pushed to get started, will INSIST... years of data and ALL evidence to the contrary... That it only takes her ten minutes to get ready.

LOL
 
be fat/unfit and think they are hot and worthy of dating. i would say this covers 90% of american women.

if your stomach isn't flat, you're fat. throw away those frappucinos, bitches.
 
They always expect us to be mind readers no matter what the situation.

Damn....you were expecting to {get|do|go|eat} (insert something dumb) today but didn't give me any hints or more logically, tell me straight up that you wanted said thing...

Then it's my fault that I didn't somehow read your mind and I have to spend the rest of the night getting the fuck you eyes.

That, and I hate hearing about how fat you are every 10 seconds when you weigh next to nothing and spend 3 hours a day at the gym.

All the designer stuff they need to make them look and feel successful even though you didn't do anything for it.

I'm an asshole if I do {whatever}, but I'm an asshole the next day if I don't do {whatever}


on the other hand...I smoke lots of weed, spend all day on the internet, play video games, and hate going out...so that sums up just about everything they hate about us these days.
 
Say frustrating things like "I'm not in the mood" or "I'm too tired"


Take forever to run in and out of a store to get something when you are in a hurry.
 
Don't forget when your in bed and whatever temp you are they will always be the exact opposite and want to put there fucking feet on you or "snuggle" ,fuck that dont touch me bitch and if your {cold|hot} get up and go make me a sammich
 
galacon said:
Here's another: Very few of them seem to have any "Real" sense of time. Here's an example- My wife, when pushed to get started, will INSIST... years of data and ALL evidence to the contrary... That it only takes her ten minutes to get ready.

LOL
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lol Seriously.

My woman: "I can get there in 15 minutes."

Me: "Not a chance."

My woman: "I take that route every day. 15 minutes. That's all I need."

Me: "Yeah, I take that route, too. I've hit every light green before, and was only able to do it in 23 minutes."

My woman: ....

Me: "Are you sure you're using your watch right?" :)
 
I can have the built in GPS or my iphone gps on in the car and yet my wife will always tell me to go a different way because her way is faster. Or if I follow the GPS directions, she'll say "why did you go that way? It's faster to go this way"
 
I can't stand it how chicks always want to go out to dinner like it's a test of "how much you care" - Of course these bitches can't cook so it's fucking ironic to boot.

One specific girl I dated for a long time would also (!!BIGGEST PET PEEVE!!) pull out my fucking earphones by finger-hooking the chord when I was busy doing something and in the zone. I've power-punted a few chairs for that exact same reason
 
dmnEPC said:
Don't forget when your in bed and whatever temp you are they will always be the exact opposite and want to put there fucking feet on you or "snuggle" ,fuck that dont touch me bitch and if your {cold|hot} get up and go make me a sammich
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OMG yes. I like to be cold when I sleep, they will pile on like 15 layers and turn their toaster of a body on you. You have to be all like "Get the fuck off me you toaster, go lay on a piece of bread!". Henc why you should sleep in different beds.
 
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