True Stories - The Foundation of Your Future

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I'll be honest, I've opened and closed this thread 10 times within the past 5 hours but haven't read it till now. At first, I thought you would trolling us because why announce a new service but not have a fucking buy now button? Following your spiel on having a background, why are you even bothering with sales tactics here?

Just take our money already! Oh wait, you already addressed that...

Again I ask you, what the fuck are you selling? Who are you that I should buy from you?

Interesting metaphor, money is usually just a medium of exchange not an actual commodity. You want to exchange your services to buy our money but at the same time, you're implying our money isn't good enough for you by questioning it.

Insulting a clients' money is good sales tactic, making them think their money isn't good enough for you (hate) and when you finally accept their money, they're willing to pay a much higher price to convince you of their value (love).

WTF is with all the metaphors? Are you engaging in subliminal marketing or are you trying to pitch subliminal marketing?
 
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well... this looks like it sucks.


i'm in.
 
I don't know what's goin' on here, but I would love to know more about this C. Send me your pricing and what it will actually do to my website.

Thanks.
 
Fuckin crazy thread but I think the most important question is, where does he get these awesome babe shots from?
 
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What separates the weak from the strong? Why do we cheer someone one day, then want to tear them down the next? What is it about the curiosity that makes us stick around and wait to learn the untold? Connections - Social Connections, Muscle connections, thought connections. The ability to put 1 and 1 together and make two. The ability to learn from the past and use that story to target your aim in the future.

Classic Coke
Let's be honest with ourselves. Coca-Cola is pretty much drinking liquid death. But we do it. We were imprinted to do it at a young age, by our parents, who were imprinted as well. There is seriously a social divide whether you're a Coca-Cola person or a Pepsi Generation. They're both extremely bad for your health.

Everyone knows the story of New Coke, Coca-Cola in an attempt to revive it's slowing down sales introduced a new product calling it "New Coke", which tasted more like Pepsi. The Pepsi marketing team had a field day with it with advertisement in the lines of "Coca-Cola board members stating: Eureka, It tastes more like Pepsi".

But that didn't explain the protestors outside Coca-Cola's offices going beserk.

I'm not going to bore you will all the details, but the one thing I recall from all the stories that fully explained the reasoning was this

The CEO of Coca-Cola at the time of the protest got a call from an old lady. She went on and on about why they should not change the formula of Coca-Cola.


The CEO asked the old lady, "When was the last time you drank a Coke?"

The Old lady said, "It's been over 50 years."

The CEO: "If you don't drink it anymore, Why are you so worried about us changing the formula?"

The Old Lady: "Cause you're messing up with my memories..."

The CEO got off the phone with the old lady, and within a couple of days the announcement of the return to the Classic Coke was made to the world.

Connections... Social Connections, past memories, thought connections...​



 
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FINALLY got my review copy and starting to see results already. Thanks to CCarter's new service, I'm WELL on my way to becoming one of those internet "fat cats" you hear about ...

Anyways, you probably want me to just stfu and shine some light?
That's right, CCarter is opening a bakery!
 
My Review

So CCarter hit me up after my post.

I got in at a beta review for 60% off.

Paypal'd my monies over and gave him my instructions. He set me up in his little system he uses for this and so far I can say Im fucking impressed.

Thanks for the 60% off beta review man, this will be epic for the client I am using it for.

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ehhh... your right.

CCarter, if you want me to take this down, let me know and I will inform a mod. my bad.

This shit was just too good to not pass up though.
 
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