"Then" instead of "Than": English Yo?

Engrish is a vary phanny language

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Yeah, it must be quite embarassing to have foreigners speak and write your language better than you do lol.
 
English is my second language and I think I write it better than many Americans I see
 
While we're on incorrect English, I fucking hate incorrect idiom usage.

It's not I could care less, it's I couldn't care less.
It's not for all intensive purposes, it's for all intents and purposes.

They actually make sense if you use them the right way, which is why it bugs me when people use them in a way that makes zero sense. I'm sure there's a few others I'm missing.
 
What surprises me even more - using "to" instead of "too". It even sounds very different. Then and than at least sound similar..