The story behind your nickname/handle...
- Thread starter mereo
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I like deli sammiches what can i say
so I went with my real first name David (David Eli Aloisi) but my whole life i've always gone by my middlename Eli so it became Deli.
Even though I know you pronounce your name E-LIE because your name on here is Deli-Guy I have to work it out in my brain ahead of time not to not call you El-E. But just incase I ever do you'll know why.
A very long standing addiction to Mountain Dew (22 years and counting).
Anyway, years ago while in the military, I was deployed, and moved the registration of my car from Cali, to Ill. Ill gives free vanity plates, so long as they end with a number. So, Dew Me 2 was the idea, but it was taken already. My mom, in her infinite wisdom, choose Dew Me 5. (I later had a discussion with her that if dew me 2 wasn't available, the only other really acceptable version was Dew Me 69). Oh well.
Anyway, years ago while in the military, I was deployed, and moved the registration of my car from Cali, to Ill. Ill gives free vanity plates, so long as they end with a number. So, Dew Me 2 was the idea, but it was taken already. My mom, in her infinite wisdom, choose Dew Me 5. (I later had a discussion with her that if dew me 2 wasn't available, the only other really acceptable version was Dew Me 69). Oh well.
Wow. You have to say "my initials used to be." That sucks. I will never have to say that, which is one of many advantages of having a ballsack.
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Many years ago as a teenager, I was convicted by a jury of armed robbery but acquitted of the gun charge. Somehow the jury was convinced I had helped commit an armed robbery without actual being armed.
It's a lot funnier now, then it was then.
It's a lot funnier now, then it was then.
My name came from The Boondock Saints movie, only later did I realize it's the name of "The Goddess Of Fair Trade And Honest Merchants".
It actually works out since I do pride myself on Fair Trade and being an Honest Merchant but I'm not so much a goddess, unless I grow some boobs in which case I'll have something more to play with haha.
It actually works out since I do pride myself on Fair Trade and being an Honest Merchant but I'm not so much a goddess, unless I grow some boobs in which case I'll have something more to play with haha.
I figured the only way to scare my competition was to threaten to buttfuck them, hence when they call me a name "hey dumbshit" I respond with "ITS BOFU TO YOU MOFUCKA" or I think quietly "It's a buttfuckin to you" - but Bofu sounded better than Bufu. Meh.
Edit: actual background, I didn't want to be related to my old security-based nickname so I was drunk and typed until someone made me laugh - 'hahaha bofu to youuuuuuuuuu'. Then of course, like a bitch, I named my blog after my old security-based nickname. Le sigh.
Edit: actual background, I didn't want to be related to my old security-based nickname so I was drunk and typed until someone made me laugh - 'hahaha bofu to youuuuuuuuuu'. Then of course, like a bitch, I named my blog after my old security-based nickname. Le sigh.
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I've done a fair bit of training in Doce Pares myself. We'll have to fight to the death sometime.
It's probably a safe bet for me because usually when someone says they are a fuckin legend they are anything but
it looks like escrima. howz it different?
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When I first started reading Wicked Fire before I joined, I saw how the noobs were treated. When it was time I wanted to post a question I had to sign up, so I just made this name cause I figured that's what you all were gonna do to me 
Oh christ almighty...another one of these threads.
Okay, here's mine (again), when I signed up, I thought this was supposed to be a serious marketing forum, so I kept the username "corporate". I did corporate SEO at the time and my name is Mike.
Keep in mind, my signup date was 6 days after Jon created WF, so there was really no way of knowing it wasn't going to be all stiff and boring like I expected. If I had used my normal net nickname I would have registered as IronCannibal.
Okay, here's mine (again), when I signed up, I thought this was supposed to be a serious marketing forum, so I kept the username "corporate". I did corporate SEO at the time and my name is Mike.
Keep in mind, my signup date was 6 days after Jon created WF, so there was really no way of knowing it wasn't going to be all stiff and boring like I expected. If I had used my normal net nickname I would have registered as IronCannibal.
I've done a fair bit of training in Doce Pares myself. We'll have to fight to the death sometime.
It's probably a safe bet for me because usually when someone says they are a fuckin legend they are anything but
Aha! but I'm not just "someone" been doing it for the last 15 years, oh and it's not me who says I'm a legend at it, it's everyone else.
Doce Pares eh? haven't heard of it I'll have to check it out.
King. Of. Sparta
I'd never tell the real story again. Go with this one.
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A few years ago, before I joined any forum, I thought a decent way to launder links and earn a few bucks was to make a directory. Being the hack I am, I decided to make it a cms/wiki/directory hybrid and let everyone edit pages while I did the approval of links.
I was so pissed off that I worked dozens upon dozens of hours building and only made a few bones and a couple hundred links off of it that I decided not to renew erectadirectory.com. I used forums (like dp) to promote it.
Thank God I found wickedfire. Last Activity: Feb 9th 2009 ..... yea, it feels good.
Shortened it to erect because it's more fitting to my personality ... now I'm digging the username because I get to do cool shit with my avatar and I always have the option to turn my member page into a parasite to sell penis pills
I normally use another nickname on the web, but around the time I signed up here, I wanted a new one.
In 2001, I went through an extremely hard time in my personal life. It near ruined me, but strange as it sounds - I was saved when I discovered this out-of-this-world incredible album by Dream Theater.
I listened to it constantly for days and weeks and it really brought me out of my misery and help set me straight. I dunno where I would have been today without it.
One of my favorite Amazon review quotes:
In 2001, I went through an extremely hard time in my personal life. It near ruined me, but strange as it sounds - I was saved when I discovered this out-of-this-world incredible album by Dream Theater.
I listened to it constantly for days and weeks and it really brought me out of my misery and help set me straight. I dunno where I would have been today without it.
One of my favorite Amazon review quotes:
I still think it is the best collection of music and moods ever put together into one album by anyone.