The official I'm drunk thread



TGIF mother truckers.... And Bump di di dee bump on this thread... Friday night... Going out... Be back later to post on this thread ahahaha...
 
Got drunk for the first time last sat. night. Drank a shitload of vodka and rum straight up..was totally smashed ran outside went for a walk and pissed on every tree I could find. Came home and rolled around on the floor laughing my ass off for like 3 hours then passed out on the floor.

Next day I couldn't stop puking or keep anything down even water for the whole day.

Shit's fucked up. :repuke:
 
Got drunk for the first time last sat. night. Drank a shitload of vodka and rum straight up..was totally smashed ran outside went for a walk and pissed on every tree I could find. Came home and rolled around on the floor laughing my ass off for like 3 hours then passed out on the floor.

Next day I couldn't stop puking or keep anything down even water for the whole day.

Shit's fucked up. :repuke:

Man I drank a lot of rum last night and went for a walk as well, although I wasn't peeing on trees I was streaking through a retirement community. Thank God old people go to bed early.
 
tomorrow will not be as productive as I had planned it to be. I sense a day of Vicodin, watching football, and snuggling with the cat. Actually... that's gonna be a pretty good day.
 
Arrrr! Had some beers, had some wine, still grinding on my goddamn campaigns. Gotta a 0.300+ CTR on a social campaign today... not resting for one fucking minizzle. Keeping on keeping on.
 
Glass of wine and dank beer at the same time!

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