The Mother in Law is in Town for 6 weeks, so....
- Thread starter efeezy
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Don't worry, guaranteed my current city is far more boring. Why do you think I'm on WF so much?
I hope your wife is giving you fair and just compensation as a result of this inconvenience.
When my mother-in-law is annoying me, I'll just walk downstairs totally naked and act like nothing is wrong.
When my mother-in-law is annoying me, I'll just walk downstairs totally naked and act like nothing is wrong.
Drink real whiskey. Maker's Mark is alright, but JD is pure shit. Want some crazy-good stuff? Give Single Oak Project | Home a try (technically Bourbon, but so good).
Also: you may as well get used to it, because your mother in law is pretty much who your wife is going to be in 25 years.
I did it because my wife's mom is getting old and this may be the last time she can make the trip from NJ to Cal. She's really not that bad and just kinda does her own thing, but having anyone stay at your house is a disruption to the flow of day to day life. 6 weeks is a little long, but it makes my wife happy to have her mom here (most of the time anyway), so I can deal until the end of Dec.
This is the shit that people who aren't married don't get.
You completely fuck with your own life/schedule for 6 weeks to make your wife incredibly happy. In turn, the next time you want to spend the weekend hanging with your buddies (read gay webmasters), your wife is either a) making you a sandwich, or b) waiting for your drunk ass to get home so she can blow you.
Marriage? Yes please.
You completely fuck with your own life/schedule for 6 weeks to make your wife incredibly happy. In turn, the next time you want to spend the weekend hanging with your buddies (read gay webmasters), your wife is either a) making you a sandwich, or b) waiting for your drunk ass to get home so she can blow you.
Marriage? Yes please.
I'm honestly surprised my wife hasn't murdered me in my sleep yet. She got the shitty end of the deal in marriage.
Every morning I wake up with a pulse and am not lying in a pool of my own blood, I think to myself, "Welp, I must not have driven her COMPLETELY insane yet."
As a wife of almost 12 years, I'm (literally) laughing because this is so damn true.
OP - Grab the laptop and go work in the library or a Starbucks for a while to break things up a bit? Or give everyone a season pass to something fun and get them out of the house to survive with style and more brownie points?
