I lost all my money during the recession. Why is that so hard to believe?

I lost all my money during the recession. Why is that so hard to believe?
It's not hard to believe that Pace lost all his money, what is hard to believe is that he made ANY money in the first place with such shitty sales copy in his emails.
This thread needs to die. It hasn't been funny in the last couple days, just sad.
You're about as funny as According To Jim.
His real name is Carlos. I don't know many Jews with the name carlos
Please stop bumping this thread. It's not funny anymore.
Guys,
I think my fucking whore of a wife gave me an STD. My dick is burning up and full of blisters.
Ugh never trust a Penthouse pet. That's just one step above a prostitute as far as I am concerned.
I hope you guys have fun jerking off to this CUNT!
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