Sit or Stand?

Sit or Stand While Wiping?

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To those assholes that use moist towelettes on their ass after a shit:

Fucking man up - that's some of the biggest pussy shit I have ever herd. Period.

Do you wear a skirt too? The only thing you might need is a little gold bond. Even after a couple shits from drinking so much the night before. Guess because I spend most the day walking I can deal with it, but grow a pair.
 


I got my fiance and her roommate to show us how they wipe standing up
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Um.... yeah... really? What Rage said...

Wetnaps = babies & pussys...
Haven't seen Norelco come out with a man wipe yet...
 
At times I've gone for the three point lineman stance with my free hand doing a crane manuver to take care of business.

More often than not I drop my business in the bowl, grab my man junk with one and and lift it out of the way. Proceed to reach under and do the scoop motion, checking the first wipe for color/consistancy then I finish up as needed.

I've never hit the water or had goo on my fingers, and if it happens I'm already in the bathtoom just steps away from my SOAP and WATER.
 
this is my style...

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one leg on the floor..... on on the seat...

benefits include:

- ass cheek spread as one leg is already raised
- more coverage
- you can entertain yourself, by looking in the bowl and 'grading' your shit...
(don't sit there and lie to me that y'all never graded your shit :ugone2far: )

and then have the expression where you say...

"daaaamn, now, that's a SHIT!...."

...and to top it all off..... its a wicked pose, look cool as hell wiping ur ass if you look at yourself in the mirror.. :p
 
SEO_Mike said:
Sit? Stand? I just find the nearest cat and rub my ass along it's back. Takes care of things, and since cats already smell like shit, nobody notices when Fluffy decides jumps up and rub all over their head and face. :D
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Man...quite a few responses to this thread had me laughing like a mad man. But that one has got to be my favorite.
 
HarveyJ said:
Goddamit Eyekon, you fucker, I DRINK Cpt Morgan!
I WAS going to drink some as my TGIF drink in a couple of hours, and you've totally ruined it for me! I'm just going to be thinking of people shitting, and you shitting, and shit...

FUCK!
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LOL!!!! :updown:
 
xentech said:
I do like a half stand and wipe, then I become fully erect for the final wipes.
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is it every time you wipe that you get aroused or just a really good wipe? i think you may be wiping all wrong.


edit: on second thought. maybe i have been wiping all wrong.
 
My family bought me toilet brush for last Christmas. I don't know how they use it but it feels very uncomfortable for me.

But seriously, with so much debate on the net about ass wiping techniques you might want to ask yourself how to monetize this.
 
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