Sit or Stand?
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wow i had no idea people stood while they wiped! Doesn't that kind make it worse and spread it around more when the cheeks clench? like sometimes if i discover i'm out of tp and have to stand up to grab some more out of the cubbard its like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww then I have to wipe twice as much just to make sure I got it all. I stay seated and lean to one side.
I got a question that's been bugging me for a long time.
Ya know when guys pee their pee twists like 90 degrees a little bit after it comes out. It goes from like this | to this -- From my survey all guys pee twists the same way, but does guys piss in australia twist the other way?
Ya know when guys pee their pee twists like 90 degrees a little bit after it comes out. It goes from like this | to this -- From my survey all guys pee twists the same way, but does guys piss in australia twist the other way?
Depends on the butt's tightness I assume. Wobbly butts have less to worry about.
Well... I've been away for a while and come back to find this interesting topic. You know... back before the days of indoor plumbing we used outhouses. Most people kept an old Sear's catalog in there - just tear out a page and wipe. Of course some people had corncobs for wiping, but I haven't used a corncob since the early 1930's. Old catalogs were for wiping - that was pretty much the standard. Of course there was always the danger of having a chicken peck your tail while you were sitting there doing your business.
Personally, I am happy to have indoor plumbing and toilet paper. For the record... I sit.
Personally, I am happy to have indoor plumbing and toilet paper. For the record... I sit.
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
Turbo: What toilet paper are you using that tears so easily as to leave paper on your arse? If you used the Sandy, like in my recommendation, there's no worries.
Deliguy: Antimeridian.
Deliguy: Antimeridian.
This originally came up because me and one of my good friends started to talk about this, he thought everyone sat, and I thought everyone standed, it only made sense. One of the funniest lines of his was "Won't the shit run down your leg if your standing?"
I'm like WTF? No it wont, your already done shitting, what's running down your leg? Do sitters keep shitting as they wipe?
He was also worried about someone seeing his dong through the stall door if you do it in a public place, I tell him I just turn my filthy ass tword the door so that if someone wants a look, they'll get shit - litterly.
I'm like WTF? No it wont, your already done shitting, what's running down your leg? Do sitters keep shitting as they wipe?
He was also worried about someone seeing his dong through the stall door if you do it in a public place, I tell him I just turn my filthy ass tword the door so that if someone wants a look, they'll get shit - litterly.
I still can't believe there are so many "standers" out there.
But this training video seems to suggest standing is the way to go:
YouTube - Japanese Toilet Training for Kids (English Subtitled)
Who knew...
But this training video seems to suggest standing is the way to go:
YouTube - Japanese Toilet Training for Kids (English Subtitled)
Who knew...
there should be a 3rd option added.... squatting.... i hear most of India does this....prolly something to do with holes in the ground...but yah...works the legs good
Well lots of standers squat to a point, it's where you draw the line. If you not sitting your standing to one point or the other IMHO. So I think standing is the proper answer.
I feel your pain, I've had to use outhouses in the past due when my grandparents were building a house in the country. Yes they had corn cobs laying around, but I chose to use magazine pages as well.
You mention a checken pecking ... I've actually looked down and seen a snake more than once. My g'father laughed and handed me the hoe when I suggested he go sifting through the family shit to kill that dude.
Oohhh so thats how standing works eh...i was picturing standing fully erect....
Well...this seems like an appropriate time to use this....
THE LIST OF DIFFERENT TYPE OF SHIT
Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave shit
This happens when you’re done shit-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy shit
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you\\\’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn shit
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap shit
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise shit
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a shit!!!
The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Ghost shit
The kind where you feel the shit come out, but there is no shit in the toilet.
Clean shit
The kind where you shit it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet shit
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave shit
This happens when you’re done shit-ing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to shit some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-shit
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy shit
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker shit
The kind of shit you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log shit
The kind of shit that is so huge you\\\’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn shit
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-shit shit
The kind where you want to shit but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap shit
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks shit (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid shit
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican shit
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise shit
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…….a shit!!!
The Dangling shit
This shit refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done shit-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Congratulations - I think you might well be the oldest member here by a long way. Now, I wouldn't normally respect anyone any more just for surviving more years, but for braving this place I think you deserve some respect!
People seriously used to wipe their arses on corncobs in the US? Sounds painful!
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