SEO Raps, becuase member Flaw3d said so
- Thread starter eliquid
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Fuckin` king in the SERP, there is none higher
Mr. Cutts should call me sire
To burn my network,
Y must use all spam magic in WickedFire
I won't stop ranking till I retire.
Y don`t believe and call me liar
PM Grindstone - i am a regular byer.
Song is King of Rock by Run-D.M.C.
Mr. Cutts should call me sire
To burn my network,
Y must use all spam magic in WickedFire
I won't stop ranking till I retire.
Y don`t believe and call me liar
PM Grindstone - i am a regular byer.
Song is King of Rock by Run-D.M.C.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrgGMMgtInY]Notorious BIG - What's Beef (Instrumental) - YouTube[/ame]
The Commission
Julian True, Big Austin
Dirty Dave DeGenero (yeah)
Bofu2U, Ice2Eskimos
The most shadiest, Kevin O’Rightboot
We here (do you know what beef is?)
We ain’t going nowhere (do you know what beef is?)
Uh-huh (ask yourself, do you know what beef is?)
Uh-huh, uhh
Ha ha ha ha ha, check out this rock star
Ranking style used by me, the S.E.P
I put my keyword in, you put your keyword, and money we’ll be seeing
Will reach the fucking ceiling, check, check it
My SerpWoo been cocked (uh-huh) this rap an MGrunin stock
Dropping like your rankings, the haters won’t stop (uhh)
This instant whitehats too persistent
Quick to spit Wickedfire’s name on shit, make my name taste
Like Larry’s ass when you speak it, see me in the SERPs
Your email list you can keep, that’ll be our little secret
See me, DDOS that is, I that is, G whiz
Moz Community still in my biz
Don’t they know my VA fucking SQL inject sites?
Rank for Viagra, throw ‘em down the pipes (ooh)
That’s how it is, my Microsite Masters be laid out
Fuck that SEO shit, that shit is played out (played out)
All your rankings got to go, all I make is one phone call
All your sites disappear by tomorrow
Your GSA is borrowed, I don’t feel sorrow
Actually, your boy Matt passed the gat to me, now check this
Chorus
What’s beef? Beef is when you need a disavow tool to go to sleep.
Beef is when your site ain’t safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be a negative SEO attack on you
One more time
What’s beef? Beef is when ya’ll listen to Cutts like sheep
Beef is when you only link deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be a negative SEO attack on you, check it
I bought traffic with the best of ‘em (uh-huh) shot links at the rest of ‘em (uh-huh)
Was about a million or more, maybe less of’em
Got my Canadian pharma off, that boy from Pakistan just be
Whylin on you just be, stylin’ on you (you’re so crazy)
When I tried to warn you that your sites fucked up
Now I flooded your shit with botnet hits, you wanna fucking bitch (mmm)
Pardon my French but ah, sometimes I get kinda
Peeved at these, S.E.P MCs (don’t stop)
With the supreme ranker like,
Content quality I call ‘em like I see ‘em G
All your link schemes look like me (yeah)
You wasn’t even online in the early nineties, far behind me
It ain’t hard to find me number one with the Viagra (booyaka)
Gimme the SEMRush and an autoblog ain’t no telling what I do to you (I do to you)
It’s obvious the game’s new to you (new to you)
Take them ends you make (ehehe)
And spend ‘em on a link drip, never again do you see a hit
-Chorus-
There’ll be nothing but smooth sailing (sailing)
When I spit links, your affiliates bailing (bailing)
All I got is DDOS and bad links for you
Tie you up, cut your banners off just to use
Man listen straight torture, look what that slick shit bought you
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher (Carter)
Watch me set it off like Penguin 2.0
Here lies your digital demise, close your eyes (uh-huh)
The good links die while your GoDaddy auction is sittin’
Buy that shit cheap, go to Web Archive – your site’s risen
It’s bad cause I just begun, we’ll make the SERPs real bad
Now we’re having fun (aha ha!)
-Chorus-
The Commission
Julian True, Big Austin
Dirty Dave DeGenero (yeah)
Bofu2U, Ice2Eskimos
The most shadiest, Kevin O’Rightboot
We here (do you know what beef is?)
We ain’t going nowhere (do you know what beef is?)
Uh-huh (ask yourself, do you know what beef is?)
Uh-huh, uhh
Ha ha ha ha ha, check out this rock star
Ranking style used by me, the S.E.P
I put my keyword in, you put your keyword, and money we’ll be seeing
Will reach the fucking ceiling, check, check it
My SerpWoo been cocked (uh-huh) this rap an MGrunin stock
Dropping like your rankings, the haters won’t stop (uhh)
This instant whitehats too persistent
Quick to spit Wickedfire’s name on shit, make my name taste
Like Larry’s ass when you speak it, see me in the SERPs
Your email list you can keep, that’ll be our little secret
See me, DDOS that is, I that is, G whiz
Moz Community still in my biz
Don’t they know my VA fucking SQL inject sites?
Rank for Viagra, throw ‘em down the pipes (ooh)
That’s how it is, my Microsite Masters be laid out
Fuck that SEO shit, that shit is played out (played out)
All your rankings got to go, all I make is one phone call
All your sites disappear by tomorrow
Your GSA is borrowed, I don’t feel sorrow
Actually, your boy Matt passed the gat to me, now check this
Chorus
What’s beef? Beef is when you need a disavow tool to go to sleep.
Beef is when your site ain’t safe up in the streets
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be a negative SEO attack on you
One more time
What’s beef? Beef is when ya’ll listen to Cutts like sheep
Beef is when you only link deep
Beef is when I see you
Guaranteed to be a negative SEO attack on you, check it
I bought traffic with the best of ‘em (uh-huh) shot links at the rest of ‘em (uh-huh)
Was about a million or more, maybe less of’em
Got my Canadian pharma off, that boy from Pakistan just be
Whylin on you just be, stylin’ on you (you’re so crazy)
When I tried to warn you that your sites fucked up
Now I flooded your shit with botnet hits, you wanna fucking bitch (mmm)
Pardon my French but ah, sometimes I get kinda
Peeved at these, S.E.P MCs (don’t stop)
With the supreme ranker like,
Content quality I call ‘em like I see ‘em G
All your link schemes look like me (yeah)
You wasn’t even online in the early nineties, far behind me
It ain’t hard to find me number one with the Viagra (booyaka)
Gimme the SEMRush and an autoblog ain’t no telling what I do to you (I do to you)
It’s obvious the game’s new to you (new to you)
Take them ends you make (ehehe)
And spend ‘em on a link drip, never again do you see a hit
-Chorus-
There’ll be nothing but smooth sailing (sailing)
When I spit links, your affiliates bailing (bailing)
All I got is DDOS and bad links for you
Tie you up, cut your banners off just to use
Man listen straight torture, look what that slick shit bought you
A first class ticket to Lucifer, real name Christopher (Carter)
Watch me set it off like Penguin 2.0
Here lies your digital demise, close your eyes (uh-huh)
The good links die while your GoDaddy auction is sittin’
Buy that shit cheap, go to Web Archive – your site’s risen
It’s bad cause I just begun, we’ll make the SERPs real bad
Now we’re having fun (aha ha!)
-Chorus-
Bling Bling,
Every time I come around your city bling-bling,
Nothing real can be threatened,
Nothing unreal exists,
Therein lies the piece of God,
You couldn't stop me if you had 1000 life-times to try