SEO Raps, becuase member Flaw3d said so

I like Matt Cutts and I can not lie
You other SEOs can't deny
That when Matt walks in with that mischief face
and a plain t shirt in your face
you get sprung, for all the links you've slung,
deep in the SERPs he's staring
my bottom line can't stop glaring

My homeboys tried to warn me
But that traffic you got makes me so horny

So, SEOs (Yeah!) Neckbeards (Yeah!)
Has your site got the cutts? (Hell No!)
Tell'em to stay away! (stay away!), Rank it! (Yeah!), Rank it (Yeah!)
Rank that healthy site.
Matt got back.
 


Yo yo, me now:

Your White Hat might be clean, shiny & new
but your tongue's full of traces of Matt Cutts poo
You feel sick when hearing of spam & Xrumer drama
at the same time you'd bomb Syria for link from Obama

More amazing lyrics from tomaszjot this year on his debut rap album "The Phenomenology of theSpirit & Dynamics of My Inner Me"
 
BabyGotBacklink said:
SERP jacking 301s cracklin
Had to bump a Hindu now the Russians tryna hack in
My shit's locked tight, they can blast it all night
Bullet proof, plate glass, baby does the job right
I put the G in Google and the I in Bing
You put the Y in yahoo like 2003
Oh you got a EMD, it's a PR3 with a million blog comments via Ho Man Chi?
Bulldozed it, had to make room
You left to take a piss, came back and you're through
I buried your site in an unmarked grave
Hope you had the URL on a bookmark (saved)
Now G can't find you and G don't care
Clients calling all your numbers but you ain't there
You just closed your doors and walked away
Flippin burgers at McDonalds for minimum pay
G double oh G L to the E
Cheer up little bitch, have some nuggets on me.
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straight off my sales thread.

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Dwight Schrute said:
Dwight-Rap - Dwightschrute
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This one is for all the Wafo SEO gurus, optimize a dick...

What you know about SEO?
Deconstructing algorithms for that master control?
You a third page punk... you couldn't rank your name
Sink, tanked, sunk
(That latent syntex game)

Bitches call me Darth Vader
I run a tight ship
Tryna front like Hans Solo
Nigga that's some wookie shit!
Shout out to Chewbaca... he wrote your content right?
Shout out to your momma... I would hit it all night.

Rank circles around you then I rank you for square
Loot and pillage your links til your ass in the air
Now insert my spam cannon til your throwin up wikis
Your homies disavowed you cuz your shit got too sticky
And I seen better content on a cereal box
And I get better pitches from bitches beggin rocks

Come at me brah, that's peasantry
You couldn't sell that shit for free
Broke, can't afford no BST, plain to see: ahrefs on E
Copped a lock on your IP, is that a trailer park I see?
Got no regrets- it's you or me, may your .info R-I-P

Cuz the links is weak
The content is weak
Page loads so slow my mouse fell asleep

Hey I heard you got bit by a flightless bird?
An you got chewed on like bamboo cuz your site is a turd?
They say you're up shit creek with no skills and no paddle
Floatin bloatin belly up now you lost this E-battle
 
Calling people peasants
While you guest posting for peanuts
Review site ranks are dropping
Gobbling on the nuts of Matt Cutts

Call yourself a marketer
Link spamming is all you know
But your skills are not transferable
Learned it all from a WSO

You guess you'll try some white hat
Become that Content King
But wait, 10,000 others
Are doing exactly the same thing

Okay you try some PPC
Hear Facebook is the one
Account lasts 30 seconds
like you in that gay webmaster threesome

You're making double digits
Yeah you get that bread
Finally out yo mommas basement
You upgradin' to the shed
 
CCarter said:
First I'm going to bring out my old stuff,
then wait for flaw3d to showcase my new stuff,
just remember..

"In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats." - @GSElevator

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Trap Card Activated,
So far these raps -meh - already been neggated,
Stirring up drama - guess that's what's in,
jealousy equals tags about me before I even went in,
too far ahead so ya'll can't stand seeing me win,
too scared so ya'll whispering - remember envy is a sin..
shaking in your panties cause your in fear,
make sure to get hobbster's rapper insurance for when i end your career,

CC stays in your head,
posting about me instead of making bread,
CC lies - lies with you mama in your daddy's bed,
I gotta use kindergarden raps,
cause you barely understand preschool SEO facts,
But let me speed it up, show you why the crown is back.

WWWWWhoooaaaa,

Bring em out, bring em out,
Bring em out, bring em out,
It's hard to yell while I'm calling Hobbster and Pheasant out,

CC coming live from the darknet meet,
Heard enlightened section lost spark without me,
Both hobbster and Pheasant still trying to figure out how to out do me,
Lettuces bee cereal, your secret sauce is black hat provided by me.

(O_o) has got rankings, but come on, he's not me,
Who set Wicked back on Fire as soon as he got freed?
Da Crown is back now, newbie clowns still trying to figure out how to rank now,
While I hit the SERPs, Cutts giving me authority & trust before I even pay for the domain now.

Still balling, rankings, Still getting tagged, CC in your heads now,
Still push a button to negative SEO your rankings,
hater's rankings - bye bye negative 450, get back down,
I'm still on the big brand path, even though I won't put the black hat back down,
Mississippi to Tokyo to the Himalayas and back to Chatta Town,

i got the peasants yellin,
(Bring em out, bring em out)
All my black hatters yellin'
(Bring em out, bring em out)

In Before Flaw3d says that's too old,
but we're still all waiting for him to drop something above the fold.​
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+rep

I would like to see your fiverr girl rap this.
 
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