SEO Raps, becuase member Flaw3d said so
- Thread starter eliquid
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Bro why u reposting some shit you made almost a year ago ?
http://www.wickedfire.com/1923407-post7.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/1923407-post7.html
Hard times are comin' your way
You're gonna have to rank above it some day
Organize your life and ahref's account
Or you'll go under without a doubt
Hard times! hard times!
Seems I'm bein forced into blackhat techniques
Hard times! hard times!
Forcin' me and I'm growin' cold, whitehat in my veins
Hard times are coming through
But if your hard they won't get to you
They're gonna try to tank you into the ground
But never surrender, never go down!
Hard times! hard times!
Seems I'm being forced into blackhat techniques
Hard times! hard times!
Forcin' me and I'm growin' cold, whitehat in my veins
SEO!
Traffic cones!
Now!
You're gonna have to rank above it some day
Organize your life and ahref's account
Or you'll go under without a doubt
Hard times! hard times!
Seems I'm bein forced into blackhat techniques
Hard times! hard times!
Forcin' me and I'm growin' cold, whitehat in my veins
Hard times are coming through
But if your hard they won't get to you
They're gonna try to tank you into the ground
But never surrender, never go down!
Hard times! hard times!
Seems I'm being forced into blackhat techniques
Hard times! hard times!
Forcin' me and I'm growin' cold, whitehat in my veins
SEO!
Traffic cones!
Now!
While I eat my lunch:
Look, if you had one 1 site, or one web 2.0
To get all the rankings you ever wanted. One keyword
Would you rank for it or drop to page 2?
Yo
His site is low authority, spun content, pages are laggy
There's approved blog comments on his blog posts already, all from Aadi
Look, if you had one 1 site, or one web 2.0
To get all the rankings you ever wanted. One keyword
Would you rank for it or drop to page 2?
Yo
His site is low authority, spun content, pages are laggy
There's approved blog comments on his blog posts already, all from Aadi
These rhymes, these times
Ima commit these crimes
Repository
Shut up, Matt Cutts
Sit on a cone for me
Playing GTA5 all night
Checking stats as I fight
Digital gangtas, meth addicts
And prostitutes
Hollah at that dome lover Latino
Dwight Schrute
Shoutout to JCash
Wherever you be
Living a life not in mediocrity
You were right all along
Why can't all these neckbeards see
SEO is a waste of time
Hey bros, come at me
Ima commit these crimes
Repository
Shut up, Matt Cutts
Sit on a cone for me
Playing GTA5 all night
Checking stats as I fight
Digital gangtas, meth addicts
And prostitutes
Hollah at that dome lover Latino
Dwight Schrute
Shoutout to JCash
Wherever you be
Living a life not in mediocrity
You were right all along
Why can't all these neckbeards see
SEO is a waste of time
Hey bros, come at me
(O_o)
H̨̼̩͐̑͆̀̚&
f5 the stats and see em rise
my oh my, what a surprise to my eyes
brb gotta go take a shit
f5 again, fuck, the stats took a hit
welp I guess ima go kill myself
gunna put all my hosting and domains on the shelf
open up ImDead.txt on my desktop to figure out to do with my body
you can just throw away the bloody shotty
/END
my oh my, what a surprise to my eyes
brb gotta go take a shit
f5 again, fuck, the stats took a hit
welp I guess ima go kill myself
gunna put all my hosting and domains on the shelf
open up ImDead.txt on my desktop to figure out to do with my body
you can just throw away the bloody shotty
/END
Aight yo, it's ya boi and I'm chilling on the front page
one day cash flow equivalent to lump pay
from the lottery it's gonna be a fun day
I'm the bowse and you a data dump slave
Ross took a swallow and that's what we call a cum drank
Neg SEO his site that's what we call a dumb prank
by a fuck face who's jelly on dat lust game
who's bank account is empty so it's tempting to adjust lanes
perseverance, dedication, hard work, it's a must, fag
you ain't got it while ya pocket is all shriveled like a nut sack
Grindstone's face and neck is my nut rag
Shove his whole leg like a cone up my butt crack
Gay webmaster forum you must be shitting me?
Explains why me and Droplister have Stackcash on the rotisseri.
*drops mic* and I'm out.
one day cash flow equivalent to lump pay
from the lottery it's gonna be a fun day
I'm the bowse and you a data dump slave
Ross took a swallow and that's what we call a cum drank
Neg SEO his site that's what we call a dumb prank
by a fuck face who's jelly on dat lust game
who's bank account is empty so it's tempting to adjust lanes
perseverance, dedication, hard work, it's a must, fag
you ain't got it while ya pocket is all shriveled like a nut sack
Grindstone's face and neck is my nut rag
Shove his whole leg like a cone up my butt crack
Gay webmaster forum you must be shitting me?
Explains why me and Droplister have Stackcash on the rotisseri.
*drops mic* and I'm out.
well played, anyone that doesn't agree that this one wins doesn't understand the art in rapping.
that or they just don't listen to eminem.
First I'm going to bring out my old stuff,
then wait for flaw3d to showcase my new stuff,
just remember..
"In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats." - @GSElevator
Trap Card Activated,
So far these raps -meh - already been neggated,
Stirring up drama - guess that's what's in,
jealousy equals tags about me before I even went in,
too far ahead so ya'll can't stand seeing me win,
too scared so ya'll whispering - remember envy is a sin..
shaking in your panties cause your in fear,
make sure to get hobbster's rapper insurance for when i end your career,
CC stays in your head,
posting about me instead of making bread,
CC lies - lies with you mama in your daddy's bed,
I gotta use kindergarden raps,
cause you barely understand preschool SEO facts,
But let me speed it up, show you why the crown is back.
WWWWWhoooaaaa,
Bring em out, bring em out,
Bring em out, bring em out,
It's hard to yell while I'm calling Hobbster and Pheasant out,
CC coming live from the darknet meet,
Heard enlightened section lost spark without me,
Both hobbster and Pheasant still trying to figure out how to out do me,
Lettuces bee cereal, your secret sauce is black hat provided by me.
(
) has got rankings, but come on, he's not me,
Who set Wicked back on Fire as soon as he got freed?
Da Crown is back now, newbie clowns still trying to figure out how to rank now,
While I hit the SERPs, Cutts giving me authority & trust before I even pay for the domain now.
Still balling, rankings, Still getting tagged, CC in your heads now,
Still push a button to negative SEO your rankings,
hater's rankings - bye bye negative 450, get back down,
I'm still on the big brand path, even though I won't put the black hat back down,
Mississippi to Tokyo to the Himalayas and back to Chatta Town,
i got the peasants yellin,
(Bring em out, bring em out)
All my black hatters yellin'
(Bring em out, bring em out)
In Before Flaw3d says that's too old,
but we're still all waiting for him to drop something above the fold.
then wait for flaw3d to showcase my new stuff,
just remember..
"In life, as in sports, the boos always come from the cheap seats." - @GSElevator
Trap Card Activated,
So far these raps -meh - already been neggated,
Stirring up drama - guess that's what's in,
jealousy equals tags about me before I even went in,
too far ahead so ya'll can't stand seeing me win,
too scared so ya'll whispering - remember envy is a sin..
shaking in your panties cause your in fear,
make sure to get hobbster's rapper insurance for when i end your career,
CC stays in your head,
posting about me instead of making bread,
CC lies - lies with you mama in your daddy's bed,
I gotta use kindergarden raps,
cause you barely understand preschool SEO facts,
But let me speed it up, show you why the crown is back.
WWWWWhoooaaaa,
Bring em out, bring em out,
Bring em out, bring em out,
It's hard to yell while I'm calling Hobbster and Pheasant out,
CC coming live from the darknet meet,
Heard enlightened section lost spark without me,
Both hobbster and Pheasant still trying to figure out how to out do me,
Lettuces bee cereal, your secret sauce is black hat provided by me.
(
) has got rankings, but come on, he's not me,Who set Wicked back on Fire as soon as he got freed?
Da Crown is back now, newbie clowns still trying to figure out how to rank now,
While I hit the SERPs, Cutts giving me authority & trust before I even pay for the domain now.
Still balling, rankings, Still getting tagged, CC in your heads now,
Still push a button to negative SEO your rankings,
hater's rankings - bye bye negative 450, get back down,
I'm still on the big brand path, even though I won't put the black hat back down,
Mississippi to Tokyo to the Himalayas and back to Chatta Town,
i got the peasants yellin,
(Bring em out, bring em out)
All my black hatters yellin'
(Bring em out, bring em out)
In Before Flaw3d says that's too old,
but we're still all waiting for him to drop something above the fold.
I tried doing a freestyle, failed miserably, although I'm quite proud of freestyling:
Using Xrumer, posting to those forums, dancing so hard, you'd think I was in a ballroom
Using Xrumer, posting to those forums, dancing so hard, you'd think I was in a ballroom
SERP jacking 301s cracklin
Had to bump a Hindu now the Russians tryna hack in
My shit's locked tight, they can blast it all night
Bullet proof, plate glass, baby does the job right
I put the G in Google and the I in Bing
You put the Y in yahoo like 2003
Oh you got a EMD, it's a PR3 with a million blog comments via Ho Man Chi?
Bulldozed it, had to make room
You left to take a piss, came back and you're through
I buried your site in an unmarked grave
Hope you had the URL on a bookmark (saved)
Now G can't find you and G don't care
Clients calling all your numbers but you ain't there
You just closed your doors and walked away
Flippin burgers at McDonalds for minimum pay
G double oh G L to the E
Cheer up little bitch, have some nuggets on me.
Had to bump a Hindu now the Russians tryna hack in
My shit's locked tight, they can blast it all night
Bullet proof, plate glass, baby does the job right
I put the G in Google and the I in Bing
You put the Y in yahoo like 2003
Oh you got a EMD, it's a PR3 with a million blog comments via Ho Man Chi?
Bulldozed it, had to make room
You left to take a piss, came back and you're through
I buried your site in an unmarked grave
Hope you had the URL on a bookmark (saved)
Now G can't find you and G don't care
Clients calling all your numbers but you ain't there
You just closed your doors and walked away
Flippin burgers at McDonalds for minimum pay
G double oh G L to the E
Cheer up little bitch, have some nuggets on me.
