God, I feel for you bro- We've been agonizing over how big to grow, but due to the nature of my biz, I don't think I can handle much more babysitting than I already do ;-)
Pretty comfy right now.
Send a bag of dicks to someone you hate!
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God, I feel for you bro- We've been agonizing over how big to grow, but due to the nature of my biz, I don't think I can handle much more babysitting than I already do ;-)
Pretty comfy right now.
Very obvious this would come. Looks like he peaked. I've had multiple viral campaigns that brought in larger dollar amounts, and they never last for more than a week. Plus you can't relaunch them (e.g. pet rock, snuggie, etc.). You have to keep churning out something new.
Lol If he really hijacked the front page to market his gummies, the man is a genius. This "prank" is relatively harmless and I, for one, would love to get some gummies in the mail....no matter the shape.
English is my second language and I have learned a new idiom due this thread, not to mention that I also learned to how to make gummy bears. Useful.
It's very egocentric to be concerned about being the "gummy bear dick" guy and then passing up a profitable opportunity, but if your ego is that concerned about it then there's plenty of ways to protect your privacy through an LLC in a privacy friendly jurisdiction.
Personality I think the entire concept of the website is hilarious, and I just don't understand the bitterness people have when they read articles like this.
FYI the dick business is good. I think it has longevity.
Is it as big as the first viral bloom? Nope. We are however maintaining better than expected order flow and have actually began to grow as we have added some minimal marketing.
Customer service was a bitch at first. It was a two person 14 hour per day job. People expected Amazon Prime level shipping when the site was started by a bartender with a few dozen bags of dicks, who then suddenly had thousands of orders per day.
We are finally caught up now and have enough dicks in inventory to ship reasonably fast.
Anyhow, I might share more if you guys are interested.
Oh, and buy some damn dicks at 25% off with the discount code WF25.
Is it as big as the first viral bloom? Nope. We are however maintaining better than expected order flow and have actually began to grow as we have added some minimal marketing.
Customer service was a bitch at first. It was a two person 14 hour per day job. People expected Amazon Prime level shipping when the site was started by a bartender with a few dozen bags of dicks, who then suddenly had thousands of orders per day.
We are finally caught up now and have enough dicks in inventory to ship reasonably fast.
Anyhow, I might share more if you guys are interested.
Oh, and buy some damn dicks at 25% off with the discount code WF25.
