Send a bag of dicks to someone you hate!

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I get the argument that this is worthless compared to big world changing products, but 1) we are on an affiliate marketing forum, and 2) this took almost no work and will net him more in a week than most people make in a year. Nobody is saying it's the last thing he'll do. The effort to reward ratio is pretty damn nice.
 


chatmasta said:
excellent marketing. seems that even though everyone on reddit knew they were being gamed, it still worked.
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We all know that every week is not the best time to buy a car. Every furniture company does not give everyone credit, but "No Credit Application Refused" still works.

Guys will buy little blue pills in hopes of nailing a 10 but end up typically in a Happy Ending massage parlor.

And internet marketers will buy a $9 product that will produce a $12,542's of income the next month with little work...

We all dream of hitting the home run even when we are lucky to hit a single every once in a while.

The American Dream Baby!
 
People who look at this and say it "took him no work" and "only a couple of hours to execute" are missing the entire picture. He was packaging and shipping these by himself (a few orders a day) before this blew up. He said he then got 3,000 orders over a couple of days. That is a logistical nightmare. The amount of emails and tech support would be impossible to handle in a timely manner with one individual. He is going to have to hire a team of extra people or pay for a fulfillment company ASAP or half his orders will instantly become a constant stream of disputes and chargebacks.

That is why the guy sold "Ship Your Enemies Glitter" and selling on Flippa for $85k is where he made the majority of his $$. This "bag of dicks" has no where near that level of exposure.
 
pocketrockets said:
People who look at this and say it "took him no work" and "only a couple of hours to execute" are missing the entire picture. He was packaging and shipping these by himself (a few orders a day) before this blew up. He said he then got 3,000 orders over a couple of days. That is a logistical nightmare. The amount of emails and tech support would be impossible to handle in a timely manner with one individual. He is going to have to hire a team of extra people or pay for a fulfillment company ASAP or half his orders will instantly become a constant stream of disputes and chargebacks.
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Speaking of...what happens when a large amount of your customers do a chargeback? Does the payment processor drop you and your business as well?

Can you be blackballed from ever using these payment processor companies again if you get a bad rep?
 
AngryFiver said:
Speaking of...what happens when a large amount of your customers do a chargeback? Does the payment processor drop you and your business as well?
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Yep. Each has their own policies, but generally, chargeback rate of about 0.5% is something to worry about, and 1%+ is definitely going to get you banned.


AngryFiver said:
Can you be blackballed from ever using these payment processor companies again if you get a bad rep?
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Yep. They do have a shit list. It's called the MATCH file. You want to keep your name off that one.
 
I've been talking to him re: fulfillment - we were all over the r/entrepreneur thread. Ironically his thread has gotten us 20 new leads; most ready to go
 
pocketrockets said:
People who look at this and say it "took him no work" and "only a couple of hours to execute" are missing the entire picture. He was packaging and shipping these by himself (a few orders a day) before this blew up. He said he then got 3,000 orders over a couple of days. That is a logistical nightmare. The amount of emails and tech support would be impossible to handle in a timely manner with one individual. He is going to have to hire a team of extra people or pay for a fulfillment company ASAP or half his orders will instantly become a constant stream of disputes and chargebacks.

That is why the guy sold "Ship Your Enemies Glitter" and selling on Flippa for $85k is where he made the majority of his $$. This "bag of dicks" has no where near that level of exposure.
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Not missing any picture. I know all about fulfillment and know it's not an insurmountable problem to deal with. When you're sitting on $45k in orders and growing, it's not difficult to get a few helping hands on board to get the orders out the door. Stuffing one sheet of paper and a bag of gummy dicks in an envelope isn't rocket science. A small assembly line and a few well paid friends or family could easily knock that many orders out in a day. Obviously there are other issues to consider, like, does he have enough stock and envelopes and a capable printer and shit like that, but again, it's not something a half way intelligent and resourceful individual can't figure out.

And LoL at Matt thinking he's only going to make $30k over the next month. Jesus you're dim sometimes. Do you even maths bro? If the orders keep coming in like above (and I expect they will only increase with more exposure), and he can fulfill them (and clearly he's working on that given John's comment above), then he'll do a hell of a lot more than $30k. Even at the current rate, with no growth, that's more than a half a $mil a month in orders.
 
Fatbat said:
And LoL at Matt thinking he's only going to make $30k over the next month.
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After all expenses, he'll be lucky to make $3/order, and he'll be lucky if his "business" lasts more than 60 days. Don't be such a dip shit.

I don't know about you, but I don't feel like sitting around stuffing 10,000 envelopes with gummy dicks for $30k, and dealing with all the customers, complaints, chargebacks, etc. Not sure why you think I'd be jealous of that.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
After all expenses, he'll be lucky to make $3/order, and he'll be lucky if his "business" lasts more than 60 days. Don't be such a dip shit.

I don't know about you, but I don't feel like sitting around stuffing 10,000 envelopes with gummy dicks for $30k, and dealing with all the customers, complaints, chargebacks, etc. Not sure why you think I'd be jealous of that.
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What expenses?

All he needs to do is create a 3D printed gummy dick mold. Then use whatever liquid mixture they use to make them. Make a bunch of dicks, and buy bags to toss them in.

Costs are under $1 if he does it right.

Revenue is $19.99 with shipping. Shipping first class mail will cost $3.00 with tracking, about $1.00 with regular stamps. He'll probably go with regular stamps.

Overall, he's making $18 per order if he's smart about it. Multiply that by the number of orders, and he just made over 6-figures.


Edit: Here's how they're made. All you need is flavored + unflavored gelatin plus a mold. Too easy:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOEwJRlZG7s[/ame]
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
After all expenses, he'll be lucky to make $3/order, and he'll be lucky if his "business" lasts more than 60 days. Don't be such a dip shit.

I don't know about you, but I don't feel like sitting around stuffing 10,000 envelopes with gummy dicks for $30k, and dealing with all the customers, complaints, chargebacks, etc. Not sure why you think I'd be jealous of that.
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Yeah, 'cause you're such a rock-star gazillionaire programmista, amirite? God, you are such a thin-skinned, butthurt little phaggot.

Suck it up and STFU already, Indian Boy.

Phuk.
 
galacon said:
Yeah, 'cause you're such a rock-star gazillionaire programmista, amirite? God, you are such a thin-skinned, butthurt little phaggot.

Suck it up and STFU already, Indian Boy.
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And with your charismatic personality, I'm sure you're constantly in board rooms signing multi-million dollar deals, correct?
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
And with your charismatic personality, I'm sure you're constantly in board rooms signing multi-million dollar deals, correct?
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Nope, just employing 32 people, making mid-six figures every year off the sweat of their ballsacs. But yeah, I sign a lotta deals, they're called "contracts".

How about you, fuckface?
 
galacon said:
Nope, just employing 32 people, making mid-six figures every year off the sweat of their ballsacs. But yeah, I sign a lotta deals, they're called "contracts".

How about you, fuckface?
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Every time a WF member says they're a baller, they turn out to be either full of shit or a criminal/fraudster.
 
Kiopa_Matt said:
After all expenses, he'll be lucky to make $3/order, and he'll be lucky if his "business" lasts more than 60 days. Don't be such a dip shit.

I don't know about you, but I don't feel like sitting around stuffing 10,000 envelopes with gummy dicks for $30k, and dealing with all the customers, complaints, chargebacks, etc. Not sure why you think I'd be jealous of that.
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LoL @ $3 an order when buying gummy dicks in bulk means his cost for a small bag of the things is probably less than 10 cents and he's charging $15 + shipping and handling (ie. costs of shipping are on TOP of the $15 he's charging for a 10 cent bag of candy). And, if you read the earlier post, a small number of people could do the stuffing for him. He pays them each $200 a day to do so and walks away with far, far more than $3 an order.

An what's up with all the Pewep shill accounts? fartywoman, BillGatesFather, letank... go eat a dick.

KennyPowers said:
All he needs to do is create a 3D printed gummy dick mold. Then use whatever liquid mixture they use to make them. Make a bunch of dicks, and buy bags to toss them in.
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Gummy dicks already existed man, he just needed to find a supplier who could sell them to him in bulk. Even better if they came prepackaged in bags of 10-20.
 
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