Plans for this evening?

KaniGT5

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what are all you faggots up to tonight?

I am enjoying a nice cabernet right now with some whole foods pepperjack cheese cubes and a few marinated greek olives before I head down to the shoreline in my brand new lexus.


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#pretentiouslife
 


I just stole this prick's Lexus down on the beach front, faggot looked pretty pissed too as he tried to stumble after me. Moron left his keys in the ignition, lols

Here's a picture of the keys I took when I got home.. Enjoying a nice glass of Cabernet now to celebrate my achievement!

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Don't tell anyone, but I'm that guy you see around town riding an ostrich in a spiderman costume each Saturday and Sunday...

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Well, I'm gonna finish this cherry coke, and then later I'll probably start drinking this Firestone that someone left here a couple nights ago. My Audi will stay in the garage (premium gas is crazy expensive now) and after I'm nice and drunk and I've watched Puss in Boots for the 3rd time, I will make the rest of my chocolate chip cookies and wash them down with this fancy ass milk I bought purely because it was the most expensive at the store (which I assume means it is better than all the other milk).

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ps will clean counter another day
 
Update: my mom just texted me and said she's at Target and asked if I needed anything, so I might have some more stuff to post later on.
 
Well, I'm gonna finish this cherry coke, and then later I'll probably start drinking this Firestone that someone left here a couple nights ago. My Audi will stay in the garage (premium gas is crazy expensive now) and after I'm nice and drunk and I've watched Puss in Boots for the 3rd time, I will make the rest of my chocolate chip cookies and wash them down with this fancy ass milk I bought purely because it was the most expensive at the store (which I assume means it is better than all the other milk).

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ps will clean counter another day

Somethings wrong with your milk. It's not in a bag buddy.