Well, I'm gonna finish this cherry coke, and then later I'll probably start drinking this Firestone that someone left here a couple nights ago. My Audi will stay in the garage (premium gas is crazy expensive now) and after I'm nice and drunk and I've watched Puss in Boots for the 3rd time, I will make the rest of my chocolate chip cookies and wash them down with this fancy ass milk I bought purely because it was the most expensive at the store (which I assume means it is better than all the other milk).
ps will clean counter another day