Pick up lines

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donn said:
Your agreement warms my heart.
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theres a pickup line right there!

CHICK: Yes, it is a nice day out sir.
YOU: your agreement warms my heart.
CHICK: GIVE ME SEKS RIGHT NOW!
 
The old classics are the best -

Do you have a mirror on your pants cause I can see myself in them

The polar bear one is fantastic though.
 
darkdrift said:
theres a pickup line right there!

CHICK: Yes, it is a nice day out sir.
YOU: your agreement warms my heart.
CHICK: GIVE ME SEKS RIGHT NOW!
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Lol. Technically a pickup conversation rather than line, but I like it. "And would you agree, madam, that tonight is a great night for lovers". Use the sales technique of getting someone to continually agree to small things until their warn down and agree to date you.
 
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Do you work at Subway? Cause you're giving me a footlong!

Do you work for FedEx? Cause you've been checking out my package all night.

You:
BEWWWWWWWWWWW
BEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
BEWWWWWWWWW!
Her:
What is that?
You:
That's the ambulance comin' to take me away, cause when I saw you, it broke my heart.
 
my fav..and I have tried it..usually gets a laugh or a smack...

say it in a load obnoxious voice too

"YOU WANNA FUCK!!??"
 
V12Kid said:
my fav..and I have tried it..usually gets a laugh or a smack...

say it in a load obnoxious voice too

"YOU WANNA FUCK!!??"
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Best used during funerals, etc.
 
hunter: What's up, are you shy or something ?!
prey: Why ?!
hunter: Well I've been standing next to you for almost ten minutes and you didn't say hi or anything...
 
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