Official WF Left Handers aka Southpaws Thread



I accept gays, Blacks, Whites, Asians, necrophiles, zoophiles, fatties and Socialists.

From today I will add left-handed people to this list.
 
danke said:
fap: left (I'll admit it)
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Rage9 said:
Don't ask me, but I'm a righty who does everything with his right hand, except fap. Weird I know. It's sort of a blessing in disguise because I can easily navigate with my other hand.
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Wait a minute, this GAY WEBMASTER thing? it's supposed to be a joke right?

I was under the impression we were joking. Until now...

KEEP YOUR FAP EXPERIENCES TO YOURSELVES HOMOS!
 
1yerrot said:
Wait a minute, this GAY WEBMASTER thing? it's supposed to be a joke right?

I was under the impression we were joking. Until now...

KEEP YOUR FAP EXPERIENCES TO YOURSELVES HOMOS!
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I just fapped to this reply tbh
 
Born and bred left handed. Got in just after the "powers that be" stopped trying to change kids.

Played baseball and golf right handed, every thing else is done as a lefty. The guy who posted the desks at school brought back flashbacks.

The high school I went to had 2 hour midterms and 3 hour finals, all blue books, and those desks lined up in the gym would kill me...
 
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR USING THE HAND OF SATAN TO EAT YOUR FOOD, THAT HAND IS ONLY FOR CLEANSING THE UNSPEAKABLE
 
papajohn56 said:
YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL FOR USING THE HAND OF SATAN TO EAT YOUR FOOD, THAT HAND IS ONLY FOR CLEANSING THE UNSPEAKABLE
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I've never seen anyone use a fork with their left hand. When I had etiquette classes growing up it was pretty much drilled in my head to only touch a fork with the left hand when cutting meat.
 
I was ambidextrous too. Ended it being left handed to write but right handed to use the mouse, scissors, guitar and other things...weird
 
<------ lefty!!!

I do however do a lot of things with my right and other things with both. I only write left but if im not thinking about it i can write perfectly fine with my right on a caulk board however as soon as i realize im doing it, I no longer can lol.
 
one time in middle school I sprained my right wrist playing basketball in gym class. I had to jerk off with my left hand for a week. I was all uncoordinated and had trouble finishing. I'd later learn that was pretty much what it was like getting a handjob from a middle school girl.

oh yeah, I also shoot pool left-handed. Not sure how that happened- its the only thing I do lefty.

I started shooting pool before middle school.
 
dmnEPC said:
My son is 8 years old he always favored his left hand. But the school made us choose what he should be and basically forced us to make him right handed. Even though we might be screwing him up, I found he is actually better at a lot of things because of it. Depending on the task he can easily switch it up. Did any of you lefties have any trouble in school because of this? Did they try to force you to be right handed?
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Same happened to me in the 50's. I shoot left and am amby on most other things, but write right-handed.

Also my left eye is the dominate one.
 
Well judging from the amount of left handers and from seeing who is left handed I've tallied up the scores and judged all of you left handers by your accomplishments and past posting records and the results are in.

100% of left handers in internet marketing are FAILURES.

right handed people are the more successful internet marketers. We rule our domain with an iron fist. A RIGHT HANDED FIST. RIGHT HANDERS RULE!
 
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