ATTENTION AMERICANS....it's going to be alright
True Americans, do NOT worry. We WILL shut those towelhead's shit down as soon as we find them guilty of sodomizing goats and camels inside the mosque. It is also illegal to possess the amounts of plutonium that they will have.
After I conducted hours of research, I came to find out that those dirty muslims will not be able to sustain living conditions within the Mosque at ground zero. Why? The lack of sand.
I have also come up with a theory to desensitize the western islamic population. Simply modify the quran to allow freedom for women, goats, camels, allow men to masturbate + have sex, and remove the sections where it preaches to murder infidels (non-muslims). In addition, we shall add a section in the quran entitled "Tolerance," which will advocate to the muslims how to understand western comedy and how to accept the western lifestyle without involving violence. Finally, we will add a section at the end that explains how it is the rightful duty of the muslim man to drill for oil and immediately turn over all of their lucrative discoveries to the American Army. Last but not least, we will add a dozen pages that teach muslims that marijuana is the plant provided by Muhammad, and in order to be a true muslim, they must smoke marijuana whenever they are feeling anger. This would reduce Islamic violence by 600%.
I will call this theory the NACTI (North American Cure To Islam).
We will modify this quran, and use our capabilities of affiliate marketing to sell 6 billion qurans to 6 billion muslims on earth. The result? An END TO GLOBAL VIOLENCE, Poverty, Female enslavement, animal torture, and Satanism.
Thank You for your support. :rasta: