Obama Birth Certificate a Proven FAKE!

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George Zimmer said:
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

THIS REMINDS ME OF A STORY INVOLVING YOUR MOTHER AND AN EGGPLANT. IT WAS JUST THE OTHER NIGHT, AND WE WEREN'T TEN SECONDS AWAY FROM THE STREETCORNER WHERE I PICKED HER UP WHEN SHE UNHINGED HER JAW ATTEMPTING TO PLAY TONSIL HOCKEY WITH THE ZIMMER ZAMBONI. I THOUGHT ABOUT OPENING THE DOOR AND TOSSING HER OUT RIGHT THEN, BUT THEN I'D BE OUT 3 SHINY DIMES, SO I FLIPPED HER OVER AND SKEWERED HER ON MY BEEF KABOB, THEN HAMMERED HER HEAD AGAINST THE CEILING SO HARD THAT SHE MADE A NEW SUNROOF. I THOUGHT SHE WAS STILL CONSCIOUS AT THIS POINT, SO I YELLED AT THE DRIVER TO FIND SOME LOW TREES TO DRIVE THROUGH. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE A MOVING GAME OF WHACK-A-MOLE. AFTER I WAS DONE BUSHWHACKING HER FROM BOTH ENDS, I GLAZED HER ASS LIKE A KRISPY KREME DONUT AND LEFT HER NAKED IN A DITCH IN FRONT OF A 7-11. I FORGOT EXACTLY WHERE THE EGGPLANT CAME INTO THE STORY, BUT SHE WAS BACK THE NEXT NIGHT.

I GUARANTEE IT
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g30VCl_cgk"]YouTube - PROOF!!! Obama Birth Certificate Fraud[/ame]
 
you guys gotta try this I just did it for myself... first go here to grab the PDF:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

save to your PC > open Illustrator > open and select the certificate > right click > isolate selected image > show layers (right menu on bottom) > drop down the menu

you can actually see all the separate layers that make up the certificate.. this thing is beyond fake.. it's a joke.
 
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