My Magnum Opium... or Opus... Whatever...

What's the topic?


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2nd one seems to be a more legitimate question and one that should be worried more off.
If you can indeed suggest a way for have a 7 digit salary than would rather sound more interesting.
 
Time I give back...

I'll let you guys pick the topic, based off of what I feel more than qualified to speak of from experience that you probably don't see enough of on WF.

  • Efficiency, what REALLY matters in life and what is just signal noise. (IMO the most interesting)
  • What it takes to make seven figures and why I think most people fail. (IMO the most wanted)
  • The most important skill to have, which happens to be the least taught. (IMO the most enlightening)
  • My biggest mistake ever and why they can't teach it in business school. (IMO the most entertaining)

You choose the topic and I'll post the thread in the Enlightened Section then I'll call it a day and retire to a life of leisure and sloth (just hooking up with designers and programmers)...

HI... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

A WEEK AND A HALF AGO IN AN ALLEY BEHIND HER WORKPLACE I THRUST MY INHUMANLY TURGID MEMBER INTO YOUR SISTER'S ANAL CAVITY. AS MY GARGANTUAN MEAT SPEAR PENETRATED HER BUTT PIPE SHE SCREAMED AND FAINTED, SMASHING HER FACE AGAINST THE HARD ASPHALT OF THE ALLEY. I FLIPPED HER OVER AND PULLED MY LOG OUT, TAKING CARE NOT TO GET BLOOD ON MY AMAZINGLY DAPPER SUIT AND THEN PROCEEDED TO FIRE MY JIZZ ROCKET ONTO HER GLASSES AND PUCKERED NIPPLES.

PROMPTLY AFTER SHOVING HER IN THE TRUNK OF MY LEXUS I DROVE OFF INTO THE DARK NIGHT ONLY TO DROP HER OFF AT A REST STOP MOTEL WITH $1.50 IN CHANGE TO CALL A CAB. SHE ENDED UP TAKING A SUB HOME WHILE CALLING ME 6 TIMES ON MY CELL PHONE. WHEN I ANSWERED ALL I HEARD WAS WIMPERING AND A LOW MOAN.

I GUARANTEE IT.
 
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^this is what we will do to OP if he does not deliver his magnum opium opus!!!!!!
!!!!!
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