How old are you OP? Golden rule of "witty" "sassy" emails driven by anger is to sleep on them.
I'm sorry to say that in this case, your badass validation is firmly denied.
You will cringe very hard in a few months when you think about what you wrote. If you don't then you wouldn't have developed as a person.
Lecture aside, why would any rational person freely volunteer so much information? As someone else said, the only purpose it had was to stroke your ego.
Anyway, chin up.