Million Dollar Business Ideas Thread!



A tire Shop/ Rims Place Stero install Alarm Install and Car Wash all in the same place Dude has about 30 employes

a guy here operates a joint just like this. dude is MAKING a killing

Most of those are cover ups for a drug importer. They use them to clean their money.


You could start anything like that and offer a "clean money service" for a 20% cut. It would be worth your while and their's. I've thought about it but I don't want to be shot over $50k.
 
True story bro. In good economic times, people need somewhere to store all the new shit they buy. In bad economic times people need somewhere to keep their shit when they lose their house. Good luck finding one for sale - that should tell you something.

I like the storage unit Idea... They are everywhere... I once thought about it, seriously...

But why can't I just buy a lot and built it? Does it work on a Franchise? Will look into this..

About hotels, lots of good hotels, on good locations are always on sale... ie, in the past couple years.. It is actually a good time to buy Hotels. But it is not an easy business... Hospitality is a different ball game.. Maybe I will need a partner who have been in the business for a long time..


I always start running away, whenever I see a statement like that.

Why is that? I didn't say a "Huge" guaranteed return.. I never mentioned a number? I am not looking for a penny stock advice either..

A Hotel with a proven occupancy.. A Franchise at a good location.. The returns maybe low as I am entering at a late stage, the return can pretty much be guaranteed, unless the economy gets fucked up even worse..
 
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I like the storage unit Idea... They are everywhere... I once thought about it, seriously...

But why can't I just buy a lot and built it? Does it work on a Franchise? Will look into this..

You could, I'm not sure if it would be in your budget or not but there is nothing to stop you from buying the land and building one yourself. Seems like operational expenses would be pretty low too, once its built. Pretty sure you get to auction off all the shit in the abandoned units too, based on all the shows on TV. Just make sure your contracts are tight.
 
The difficulty in Storage Units in the US is finding land that has the proper zoning. At least in California, anytime there is land zoned for storage it is bought up immed. I was talking to a planner in Indio, yes Indio, the other day and even in Indio storage is all the rage. You can still get land in Imperial County CA that is an easy storage build, but then you have the problem that there are no people.

Storage units are great, apartments without tenants - getting the entitlements is the hurdle.
 
You could, I'm not sure if it would be in your budget or not but there is nothing to stop you from buying the land and building one yourself. Seems like operational expenses would be pretty low too, once its built. Pretty sure you get to auction off all the shit in the abandoned units too, based on all the shows on TV. Just make sure your contracts are tight.

That would be neat.. Imagine if you found a stash of coke... I would shit brix right there.. I would take it out.. then put it back again... :-)

There are some on sale here: http://www.loopnet.com/Self-Storage-Facilities-For-Sale/


BRB: First building a storage unit affiliate site.. Thanks for the Niche :-)


Invest overseas. Way more upside potential in a lot of places.

I am overseas, and I am already enjoying the overseas upside.. Even my mutual fund holding gives me 24% average... Banks give 9% on CDs, and off the books, short term business loans with gold as collateral gives me 2% per month, after fees for my manager.. I already have my finger in a lot of things... And real estate.. My god.. 80-100% return every year for the past 4 years... But I think it is headed for a recession/bust, because it is getting crazy.. so I am liquidating my real estate holdings..

So, I am not looking for a windfall... Just a conservative investment with OK returns..
 
Storage units are great, apartments without tenants -

dont kid yourself you have tenants. Its an even bigger pain in the ass collecting your money, than when you can threaten taking away someones home
 
I am overseas, and I am already enjoying the overseas upside.. Even my mutual fund holding gives me 24% average... Banks give 9% on CDs, and off the books, short term business loans with gold as collateral gives me 2% per month, after fees for my manager.. I already have my finger in a lot of things... And real estate.. My god.. 80-100% return every year for the past 4 years... But I think it is headed for a recession/bust, because it is getting crazy.. so I am liquidating my real estate holdings..

So, I am not looking for a windfall... Just a conservative investment with OK returns..

Smart man. Where are you?

I'm getting some solid returns here in Thailand but nothing like the numbers you are talking. CDs are paying only 3.5%. Real estate has been good with 20% to 40% annual gains for the past 5 to 6 years. But I don't see a bubble or bust coming yet because the gains are localized in an area that has strong organic demand rather than something unsustainable like easy loans.
 
dont kid yourself you have tenants. Its an even bigger pain in the ass collecting your money, than when you can threaten taking away someones home

Right but the people you kick out of the home can fuck that home up destroying the value of that home. Storage units on the other hand, you get to keep their shit sell it make some money back then rent that bad boy back out. . . I know a guy who owns a storage unit, makes a monthly profit plus, it increases in value over years. . . sounds like a win in my book.

1. don't do electricity, then you will get some poor sap trying to live in the unit.

2. no climate control cost money

3. I hear being out of city limits helps with retards regs too. . .
 
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Why do you want to take the risks of going into business with out the upside of exponential returns?


First -
Throw out the social networks and overrated app store crap.
Then
Invest 100k in 10 random incubator start ups from a top tier incubator.

Now you have
Diversification with a real upside.


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Sounds like what you are really shopping for is an annuity.

No top tier incubation company will give any equity on ~$10k.
 
That market has been oversaturated for 15 years. It was great if you got in in the 90's. Lol

Yeah I know, but so is starting a business, everyone is doing it these days, just like AM the world is dead.























but srsly what the fuck are you talking about ?
 
Smart man. Where are you?

I'm getting some solid returns here in Thailand but nothing like the numbers you are talking. CDs are paying only 3.5%. Real estate has been good with 20% to 40% annual gains for the past 5 to 6 years. But I don't see a bubble or bust coming yet because the gains are localized in an area that has strong organic demand rather than something unsustainable like easy loans.

A place you would ever have dreamt of. India... Great place to do business if you are ethically flexible ;-)
But it is getting difficult though...


He wasn't saying 100k / 10 startups. He was saying 1,000,000 / 10 startups.

I like this idea, and definitely thinking of this too. Only I don't know how I will employ 15 fulltime employees.. ( Maybe two analysts, and a sexy personal secretary, but other than that what? rent out coders to the start-ups I invest in?) and I can't expect a cashflow from a angel investment.. unless I keep cycling the investment... invest-exit in very short cycles....

Also not looking for a passive investment... Nor a place to park spare cash. This is for a totally different and legit purpose.
Need to be a business. Need to employ 10-15 people. Need to have a positive cashflow soon enough.