Legit Simple Life Tips

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Rub walnuts over furniture scratches to hide scrapes and crap.
Put sheets inside one of the pillowcases to eliminate searching and loss.
Stick your MP3 player in a bowl to amplify it.
Baby powder takes off sand (for the beach).
Turn bread tags into cord labelers. I do this. It helps a lot, behind the desk.
Take cake cones and make cupcakes inside. It's awesome.

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Piss in the shower to save time.

Use a texas catheter while working at the computer to avoid needing to get up.

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Put salt on poison ivy to heal quicker and instant itch relief. For the gay webmaster that doesn't leave the house its also effective for bed sores

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Catch special weapon to increase performance.
The president has been captured by ninjas.
Thy game is over.
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Use the grab and roll method to avoid having to clean up any kind of lubricant. This allows you to sneak one out just about anywhere.

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Take them or leave them, gay webmaster forum.

Rub walnuts over furniture scratches to hide scrapes and crap.
Put sheets inside one of the pillowcases to eliminate searching and loss.
Stick your MP3 player in a bowl to amplify it.
Baby powder takes off sand (for the beach).
Turn bread tags into cord labelers. I do this. It helps a lot, behind the desk.
Take cake cones and make cupcakes inside. It's awesome.

Add below.

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Rub baby powder on your skin before working with fiberglass to keep it from sticking to your skin.

WD40 works as well as goo gone.

Windex (the ammonia) works to kill ants and isn't as toxic as raid.

Put salt on paper napkins at restaurants/bars so they don't stick to your glass.

You can tell if your remote is dead by looking at it with your cell camera while pushing buttons on remote.

If you camp and cook on a wood fire wipe liquid dish soap on the bottom of your pans before putting them on the fire.

If a light bulb breaks off in a lamp unplug it and jam a potato in it and you can get it out.

Rain-x most it way easier to scrape frost off your car windows.
 
Boil bay leaves in water to get rid of cockroaches. Boil all day long. Add new leaves every couple hours. They hate the smell and will be completely gone the next day. Use the more expensive bay leaves (about $15) for better results.