Just got mugged. Mugger got off with chocolate fingers.

[amateursurgeon]

How did this come about where you just walking out the shop or something?

He was in Edinburgh.

When he said "safe town", I thought he meant like Shrewsbury or something. THAT would have been shocking.

And yeah, it is rather scary that Edinburgh is a good deal safer than many places in the world. I remember being warned in Kenya to stay off the roads at night because you'd be robbed by men armed with assault rifles. At least that's not a concern on the A8.

 

[blogspotter]

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[blogspotter]

And OP, you shouldn't be walking around with chocolate fingers. Next time you won't feel so lucky..

 

[Wong Shun Leung]

Just think, if you sued them, they might go to jail and find a dominant husband that won't take no for an answer.

 

[sixthcutuan]

And yeah, it is rather scary that Edinburgh is a good deal safer than many places in the world. I remember being warned in Kenya to stay off the roads at night because you'd be robbed by men armed with assault rifles. At least that's not a concern on the A8.

Sounds similar to Glasgow tbh.

And OP, you shouldn't be walking around with chocolate fingers. Next time you won't feel so lucky..

Damn, and I very nearly almost chose the jammy dodgers.

Just think, if you sued them, they might go to jail and find a dominant husband that won't take no for an answer.

I don't think they would have a dime to give. Ill contact the police tomorrow, hopefully jail is their current destination.

 

[clucas]

Could be worse. Could've been ' Just got raped. Mugger got off with chocolate penis.':updown:

 

[Scococo]

Why on earth do you think Edinburgh is safe then? 80% of people from that place are drunken psychopaths. The other 20% have moved elsewhere.

And you've been to Edinburgh?!

 

[Scococo]

Are you Scottish? You should know that neither Edinburgh nor Glasgow are 'safe' towns.

In London, people will mug you for your wallet & phone. In Edinburgh/Glasgow, they'll just attack you because they're drunk, Scottish, and you look like a 'soft cunt' (or even worse, English). The taking of the Tesco bag is an afterthought.

Remember, the national sport in Scotland is the Buckie-drinking / domestic violence biathlon. The Romans had the right idea about the place.

You've not got a clue.

Which is a shame, because I usually like your posts.

 

[craigmc]

So as I gather Tesco is the european version of Wal-Mart?

 

[-joe-]

Replace 3 white guys with a black guy, an asian guy and a mexican. They are all unemployed, carry a mixture of machetes and pistols and the black guy is carrying a TV. They take my wallet and my phone, then they come after my family and I mow them down with an assault rifle as they enter my house. I think that is a realistic conversion to US life.

lol'd.

So as I gather Tesco is the european version of Wal-Mart?

Nope, Asda takes that honour.

From best to worst:
Waitrose
Tesco
Sainsbury's
Asda (now owned by Wal-Mart)

 

[amateursurgeon]

You've not got a clue.

Which is a shame, because I usually like your posts.

I'm deliberately being an idiot

 

[amateursurgeon]

And you've been to Edinburgh?!

Yes, I have, and it's not like that at all. Hyperbole. I was bored last night.

 

[VonRohn]

Are you Scottish? You should know that neither Edinburgh nor Glasgow are 'safe' towns.

In London, people will mug you for your wallet & phone. In Edinburgh/Glasgow, they'll just attack you because they're drunk, Scottish, and you look like a 'soft cunt' (or even worse, English). The taking of the Tesco bag is an afterthought.

Remember, the national sport in Scotland is the Buckie-drinking / domestic violence biathlon. The Romans had the right idea about the place.

I lived in Edinburgh (Scotland Street in New Town) back in 2010 and had no problems, seemed like a safe city. The locals were actually very friendly.

 

[DewChugr]

What's the world coming to when muggers are to stupid to take a wallet?

Hope you are ok.

 

[Your_Pal]

Wow I thought EU is safe.

 

[sixthcutuan]

I lived in Edinburgh (Scotland Street in New Town) back in 2010 and had no problems, seemed like a safe city. The locals were actually very friendly.

That's literally right round the corner from my old school.

What's the world coming to when muggers are to stupid to take a wallet?

Hope you are ok.

I doubt there would be a positive correlation between chance of being a mugger and intelligence. Thanks.

Wow I thought EU is safe.

It's all relative.

 

[Izaya]

Location: Scotland

Remind me not to carry chocolate fingers and lamb in Scotland

 

[Philip P]

Damn, and I very nearly almost chose the jammy dodgers.

Lol...