Just got mugged. Mugger got off with chocolate fingers.

if you wanted to create a serious thread, you would have omitted the chocolate fingers portion.

now all we can concentrate on is chocolate fingers

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Chocolate fingers?

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AdamC said:
Did you get the chocolate fingers back or had they eaten them quickly? What about the canned meat?
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Fatbat said:
I wasn't so bothered about the chocolate fingers... but canned lamb?!

Ew :throwup:
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The canned lamb was for my dog as a special treat. And no, the police never recovered my chocolate fingers. Disastrous.

EricVonDoobie said:
ITT peasants who live around minorities.
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My city is 96% white and my school had 4 asians and 2 black dudes. The minorities are very ... minor here. And they were white.

amateursurgeon said:
Also - why the fuck were you shopping at Tesco? Everyone knows Tesco is full of chavs and commoners.

I've never been mugged outside Waitrose.
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Unfortunately I've recently moved so i've gone from being very close to a waitrose to being pretty close to a tesco. Also I tend to bump into old acquaintances at Waitrose which gets a bit tiring.

shawnhag said:
if you wanted to create a serious thread, you would have omitted the chocolate fingers portion.

now all we can concentrate on is chocolate fingers
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A true gay webmaster would always have chocolate fingers on his mind. Unless you're a fake?

kingofsp said:
This thread is way wayyyyy too British.
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Replace 3 white guys with a black guy, an asian guy and a mexican. They are all unemployed, carry a mixture of machetes and pistols and the black guy is carrying a TV. They take my wallet and my phone, then they come after my family and I mow them down with an assault rifle as they enter my house. I think that is a realistic conversion to US life.
 
amateursurgeon said:
Waitrose do deliver, you know. As do Ocado. There's really no need to lower yourself to Tescos.
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I quite like to walk around as it means i'm not stuffed in a room with a computer all day and there's so little to do up here that going to a big supermarket is almost fun. Been a tough year financially unfortunately (what do you mean the canned meat gives it away?) and I've recently started sending CV's off to places to get some cash flow and stabilise my income for a few months. With this possibly broken nose there is no chance i'm getting one until it heals. Really very irritating.

Oh and I dont think Ocado deliver up here.
 
sixthcutuan said:
I quite like to walk around as it means i'm not stuffed in a room with a computer all day and there's so little to do up here that going to a big supermarket is almost fun. Been a tough year financially unfortunately (what do you mean the canned meat gives it away?) and I've recently started sending CV's off to places to get some cash flow and stabilise my income for a few months. With this possibly broken nose there is no chance i'm getting one until it heals. Really very irritating.

Oh and I dont think Ocado deliver up here.
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Which town/city are you in?
 
Sorry to hear that.

Can you sue them and invest the money into PPC?

Then take up some Wing Chun,Or get a gun or something?

Where are you from, UK?
 
amateursurgeon said:
Which town/city are you in?
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Edinburgh.

Wong Shun Leung said:
Sorry to hear that.

Can you sue them and invest the money into PPC?

Then take up some Wing Chun!
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Probably best not to sue. It's a small city (450k people) and generally i'm quite well known for my age group (I am but young) so they would be able to find out who I am, who my friends are and where I live fairly easily. Oh and pistols aren't legal here, you would get a long time if you were caught with one of those.

Considered taking up Wing Chun after watching the IP Man movies but gave up about 20 minutes after. Realised that I would just get my ass beaten by a group of guys if I tried fighting like that. Best way to fight is leg it if they outnumber you and come back with double the numbers imo.
 
The government beats and robs you with a gun to your head for a piece of every pay cheque, and you're upset about chocolate fingers?

In all seriousness, I'm Scottish too and that sucks bro. There's a Ross Kemp documentary on Glasgow which is pretty messed up.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBpCEGfhqM4"]Ross Kemp - Glaswegian Pulls Off Own Toes - YouTube[/ame]
 
Sound like they were drunk?

In England there are a load of alcoholic zombies roaming around a night, bit like 28 days, except they move slower. The police are like high class nannies for all the drunk morons.
 
johnmatrix said:
The government beats and robs you with a gun to your head for a piece of every pay cheque, and you're upset about chocolate fingers?

In all seriousness, I'm Scottish too and that sucks bro. There's a Ross Kemp documentary on Glasgow which is pretty messed up.

Ross Kemp - Glaswegian Pulls Off Own Toes - YouTube
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Well at least we get healthcare, free prescriptions, free university and lots of other perks. Seems like the American's pay tons of tax and get next to nothing? And yeh, Glasgow can be a pretty scary place (Possibly moving there next year).

What part of Scotland are you from?

Wong Shun Leung said:
Sound like they were drunk?

In England there are a load of alcoholic zombies roaming around a night, bit like 28 days, except they move slower.
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Yep drunk. Someone has to fulfill the national stereotype.
 
sixthcutuan said:
Edinburgh.

Probably best not to sue. It's a small city (450k people) and generally i'm quite well known for my age group (I am but young) so they would be able to find out who I am, who my friends are and where I live fairly easily. Oh and pistols aren't legal here, you would get a long time if you were caught with one of those.

Considered taking up Wing Chun after watching the IP Man movies but gave up about 20 minutes after. Realised that I would just get my ass beaten by a group of guys if I tried fighting like that. Best way to fight is leg it if they outnumber you and come back with double the numbers imo.
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Are you Scottish? You should know that neither Edinburgh nor Glasgow are 'safe' towns.

In London, people will mug you for your wallet & phone. In Edinburgh/Glasgow, they'll just attack you because they're drunk, Scottish, and you look like a 'soft cunt' (or even worse, English). The taking of the Tesco bag is an afterthought.

Remember, the national sport in Scotland is the Buckie-drinking / domestic violence biathlon. The Romans had the right idea about the place.
 
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Wong Shun Leung said:
How did this come about where you just walking out the shop or something?
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Walking back from Tesco's to home. A guy just came from behind and smacked me in the back of the head and then got me again in the face. Nicked my tescos bag (like amateursurgeon said, an afterthought) and I legged it before they came back for my wallet and phone.

amateursurgeon said:
Why on earth do you think Edinburgh is safe then? 80% of people from that place are drunken psychopaths. The other 20% have moved elsewhere.
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I've always been able to deal with the local drunks that think they are hard. I would say generally the city is quite law-abiding and peaceful. If you think Edinburgh is bad you should see the state of east Ukraine (Really don't go there unless you have a Ukrainian friend. Unless you are introduced by someone you aren't a 'friend of the mafia'). Also those who know me (youd be surprised how many of your age group do in a small city) tend to avoid me because i've had somewhat psychopathic tendencies in the past (Not proud of that and i'm not full psycho, only when someone has done something incredible to deserve it).

EDIT: That came out a bit too psychopathic. I mean for instance when someone hits female friends of mine and starts stalking them etc. If the police don't have the evidence then those kind of guys have to be given a message (nothing too serious).
 
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