I'm such a fucking looser, please help me!

Fail.

This is the best game plan. Fail as many times in as short amount of time as possible. It's like sales. It's a numbers game. Don't be afraid of failing, in fact make it your goal.

Chances are, you can't fail more than 20-30X without scoring. Just get out there and chat em up.

I also highly recommend the 3 second rule. Anything after that is a little awkward. When you first see a girl, make contact within the first 3 seconds. Tell her your a geek, tell her she stinks, tell her the sky is blue, tell her fucking anything, doesn't really matter. I personally prefer telling a girl something right off the bat instead of asking her a question, but just go with the flow.

Fail, man fail. This is the best way to get laid. It's only the lamers who are afraid of failure that never get laid.
 


Here's a little bit more advice. When you finally find a chick that will actually go through with it, make sure you go into the bathroom and stroke one out. Otherwise you're just going to fail..
 
fastseduction.com - download the zip archives of some 'gurus' whose approach appeals to you (keep in mind archives are somewhat dated) - Mystery and TylerDurden are classics, but their archive approaches are somewhat 'out of style', though you may still learn heaps, or maybe decide that that approach is exactly your thing to try

realsocialdynamics.com (the forum)
lovesystems.com (the forum)
The Sinns Of Attraction (one of the best guys in this field)

so again, don't read and believe everything, review a few approaches/styles and just get to work; so many dudes on there get stuck reading and never open their mouth to another girl

try some stuff and see what style works for you

if you have bad confidence issues and are afraid to say anything, start small, say hi, make eye contact, and build it up. I'm gonna stop typing now before it gets out of hand, good luck
 
fastseduction.com - download the zip archives of some 'gurus' whose approach appeals to you (keep in mind archives are somewhat dated) - Mystery and TylerDurden are classics, but their archive approaches are somewhat 'out of style', though you may still learn heaps, or maybe decide that that approach is exactly your thing to try

realsocialdynamics.com (the forum)
lovesystems.com (the forum)
The Sinns Of Attraction (one of the best guys in this field)

so again, don't read and believe everything, review a few approaches/styles and just get to work; so many dudes on there get stuck reading and never open their mouth to another girl

try some stuff and see what style works for you

if you have bad confidence issues and are afraid to say anything, start small, say hi, make eye contact, and build it up. I'm gonna stop typing now before it gets out of hand, good luck


You rock. Gonna check your sites now.
 
"Hi. You are really good-looking and I don't have a chance with you. But do you have any friends looking for a nice guy to hang around with?"

Then...if she freezes your ass, say:

"Um, okay, thanks for your time. I guess you just want to keep company with the good-looking guys who turn out to be assholes in the end."

Trust me, that last line will devastate her, and your dignity will be restored.

Can't lose.
 
Christ, why are you asking a bunch of men for advice. Alright cupcake, here's what women really want you to do.

Smile, say Hi my name is___. She'll be polite and introduce herself too. Say I think you have a really beautiful (smile, eyes, etc.) Be specific and truthful otherwise she will know you're bullshit. Then say I'd like to get to know you, would you like to go to dinner? The biggest thing is to have a plan. Women LOVE a man with a plan. Already know some (2-3) places where you think you should go.

There you go. Now, post some tits for the boys so they can stop cryin'.

Oh, do NOT tell her you are a virgin until you 100% know she is falling for you!
 
When it comes to impressing women, 90% confidence and 10% substance is a winning formula.
If that doesn't work out for you, look in the yellow pages under escorts.
 
Just walk up to her and say:

"Hi, my name is Joe.. I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who'll randomly tickle you just to hear you giggle. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because im looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who'll say i love you first because i'm not afraid to say it. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with. I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name. I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you. I'm the guy who doesn't mess with other girls when i have you. I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them. I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset. I'm the guy who really wants to make you the happiest girl in the world.


Don't believe it?? Actions speak louder than words :)"
 
Have the same issue with chicks, my buddie just plays the numbers and does not care about being shut down and he gets load of women..
 
heres what you do.


1. get dat cash
2. buy a fly ass whip (im talkin lambo, aston, ferrari etc.)
3. women will come.