I think WF Should Send Matt Cutts Flowers



yup im in for $15.00

Doesnt matter who you are...losing a family member sucks

pm me the details Ice

Cheers
 
"We here at WickedFire know how difficult it is to loose a loved one and for that reason, differences aside, would like to extend our deepest sympathies in your time of sorrow and loss. Please accept this as a token of our sincerity."

actually that's pretty good.

carry on!
 
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I would have chipped in with a promo code but my fucking EMD that has it got lost in the SERPS.
 
He'll probably dive under his desk and have an intern investigate the flowers for a booby trap when he hears he got a package from WF.
 
I'll state the [apparently] not-so-obvious.

Matt Cutts doesn't give a shit about WickedFire. For one WickedFire is extremely insignificant in his daily work and if he did care it's only because so many people here are interested in giving him job security. Aside from being called names by people here (and I use that term generously) he probably doesn't care at all and you just gave a guy you never met money for supposed flowers for a guy you never met.

So while the thought may have good intentions it looks a little misguided from over here.
 
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The flowers are real. I checked using the order # in the screenshot and the e-mail used for the paypal. As for Matt Cutts not giving a shit -- so what? It's $15. I'll spend more than that on two fucking drinks tonight. At least sending Matt flowers isn't a total waste of money if it gives him a laugh. Let's call it balance. Now when I kick some 19 year old slut out of my house tonight at 4am I'll be able to pat myself on the back and say, "hey don't sweat it, you're a good guy. You pitched in on some flowers for Matt Cutts" and I'll sleep like a damn baby :yin-yang:
 
So while the thought may have good intentions it looks a little misguided from over here.
It takes a big man to be magnanimous to a nemesis. Lots of big men here today. You (as usual) aren't one of them.