I give up

eliquid said:
my point is, I highly doubt your coding anything that requires a level of a billion transactions a day or something that handles massive amounts of queries a day for any platform that you would then have time to come to WF to argue about SQL.
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I'm seriously not going to waste time debating my job history with some pleb on an internet forum. Give Jon a call, and ask him who I am, then go fuck yourself.
 


Insomniac said:
I'm seriously not going to waste time debating my job history with some pleb on an internet forum. Give Jon a call, and ask him who I am, then go fuck yourself.
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Your seriously mistaken if you think I give 2 shits what you, or Jon, think or do. You might not waste your time with me, but you seem to love to waste your time going back and forth about SQL like its an important topic for realz.

I suggest you find a different time waster. No one cares what the fuck you code in, how you did, or what worthless app you coded.
 
eliquid said:
Your seriously mistaken if you think I give 2 shits what you, or Jon, think or do. You might not waste your time with me, but you seem to love to waste your time going back and forth about SQL like its an important topic for realz.

I suggest you find a different time waster. No one cares what the fuck you code in, how you did, or what worthless app you coded.
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Awww the poor little bitch with his $25/day in blogroll profit is butt hurt. Do you need a tissue? How about a kitten?
 
Insomniac said:
Awww the poor little bitch with his $25/day in blogroll profit is butt hurt. Do you need a tissue? How about a kitten?
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This is a forum where people help each other out and share code. Not a place of wannabe elitist fags to show off.

Nobody gives a shit about your billion transactions per day, 99.9% of web apps do not have such a demand and thus arguing about it is really pointless.

For most projects development time is more important than optimizing a script to squeeze out the smallest bit of performance.
 
hehejo said:
STS is that way --------------------------------->

This is a forum where people help each other out and share code. Not a place of wannabe elitist fags to show off.

Nobody gives a shit about your billion transactions per day, 99.9% of web apps do not have such a demand and thus arguing about it is really pointless.

For most projects development time is more important than optimizing a script to squeeze out the smallest bit of performance.
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Seriously dickwad? It was eliquid trying to waste everyones time saying "blah blah people making money or doing huge traffic don't come to wickedfire wank wank". Go eat some dog meat Dog meat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia maybe it'll improve your comprehension skills.
 
^^ I figured the drama queen would try to get in the last word of course.

He doesn't have to time to talk about his job history and back up his findings when called out, but he has time to argue on forums... yeah right, I'm calling this one like I see it. DOUCHE BAG.
 
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eliquid said:
^^ I figured the drama queen would try to get in the last word of course.

He doesn't have to time to talk about his job history and back up his findings when called out, but he has time to argue on forums... yeah right, I'm calling this one like I see it. DOUCHE BAG.
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Are you mentally handicapped? Not everyone wants to discuss their business dealings on an open forum.
 
I have never had much success using a framework other than wordpress.

I know lots of you will laugh and thats fine...

My code is shit but thanks to memcache it gets the job done.

For sites we really care about we developed a in house CRM and use pear libraries for db calls. We don't use any real framework just hand code.
 
dchuk said:
that's not a framework brotha man, that's a front end theme and some javascript plugins.

You're on the right track though because you're realizing that writing a bunch of boilerplate code is a bullshit waste of time. next you'll realize that backend frameworks provide the same kind of development speed ups as something like Bootstrap on the front end. And then you'll realize that nearly all modern web frameworks use MVC because it is the most widely used and accepted development pattern in this industry you call home for your profession and you'll join us on that ship too. Then we'll drink lots of beer and rejoice in the fact that we'll never write an authentication library again simply for the sake of bumping up our lines of code written for the week.
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You say it's not a framework, but I can see the beginnings of building my own framework for sections of a site built apon this. Like ideas start to click, maybe not in a traditional MVC sense, but I think I can find a great way to integrate something like that in to my workflow. I can't, and won't bend over to traditional frameworks because I think there are better ways to do it, but the fact I can start seeing a path is huge.
 
dchuk said:
also, codeigniter is absolutely an MVC framework. Let me screenshot the folder tree of it so you can see:

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Model
View
Controller
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I swear the last time I checked it out, a year or so ago it was not, but I am thus proven wrong. No real shame in it, I never have used it, and never probably will. There was something in the back of my head that I have seen frameworks before that where not MVC I guess that wasn't one. I bet if the gay community complains enough they'll invoke it.
 
eliquid said:
lol php
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If Python or Ruby where drastically more fast than PHP I would be with you, but Ruby seems to even fall behind PHP when you move to more cores. Python keeps a marginal lead regardless based on the benchmarks I've seen.
 
Also love how many of you tool bags got up in here and fought you points. Welcome to my world.
 
Rage9 said:
If Python or Ruby where drastically more fast than PHP I would be with you, but Ruby seems to even fall behind PHP when you move to more cores. Python keeps a marginal lead regardless based on the benchmarks I've seen.
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I am working on a multithreaded scraper at the moment and interestingly PHP (w/ multi curl) was performing faster than ruby (Typhoeus).

Might be in a details somewhere, but I don't have time or motivation for that.

Programming languages are a tool, pick the best tool for a job.

(will still slowly convert to ruby as I like it better overall)
 
hehejo said:
I am working on a multithreaded scraper at the moment and interestingly PHP (w/ multi curl) was performing faster than ruby (Typhoeus).

Might be in a details somewhere, but I don't have time or motivation for that.

Programming languages are a tool, pick the best tool for a job.

(will still slowly convert to ruby as I like it better overall)
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Typhoeus is just a Ruby abstraction of (and variation of) cURL Multi.

Some of the awesome features are parallel request execution, memoization of request responses (so you don’t make the same request multiple times in a single group), built in support for caching responses to memcached (or whatever), and mocking capability baked in. It uses libcurl and libcurl-multi to work this speedy magic. I wrote the c bindings myself so it’s yet another Ruby libcurl library, but with some extra awesomeness added in.
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https://github.com/dbalatero/typhoeus
 
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