How To Get Fucked

I've been to the DMV two times in KY. Licenses cost $20 and there wasn't a line either time.

I've had the same experience and price in Illinois. Its usually pretty painless jprovided you avoid all DMV offices in the Chicago city limits.
 


I'm talking about what the lost productivity of the hundreds of thousands of people who have to wait in line at the DMV every year adds up to. My guess is that if you could measure that figure, the dollar amount would be horrifying. More thievery.

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Great fucking movie
 
So, I thought I'd see what the penalties were for just not having a license...

Since, after today, I don't ever want to deal with this insulting bullshit again, and if it I can get away with paying some fines when I get caught, I'll probably wind up ahead anyway...




Turns out, that the penalties for driving around without a license are worse than the penalties for killing someone with your car.

seems legit.

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Depends where you are. I haven't had a license in 4 years, because I refuse to play their bullshit games. I have 2 of those and I paid a fine. I had insurance they let me drive off.
 
wow that's insane. I start getting pissed if I have to wait 15 minutes. Couldn't you just give some guy a $50 to go ahead of him in line?

Anyway are lines that big common?

The "check-in" kiosk/photobooth creates a barcode/number ticket that is matched to your photograph, so you can't switch tickets with somebody. They claim it's an anti-fraud measure, and maybe it is, but long and short of it is...

the only piece of streamlined, automated technology in the entire fucking place was being used to prevent people from saving their own time by having someone else wait in line for them.

I waited 14 minutes to take a 15 second eye exam administered by a guy I wouldn't trust to pull the weeds out of my driveway.
 
Insane. I'm surprised that more people don't seriously act out at DMV's like go postal n shit. I know there are cops in those places but jesus you just want to drop trow and take a shit in the middle of the floor, yoh.
 
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I had to renew my license and get a new photo taken the other day. The one parking spot immediately in front of the building was taken so I had to walk an extra ten steps.

When I got inside, there wasn't a line up so I didn't have a chance to sit down and enjoy the complimentary donuts and coffee.

It took the person working there almost a tenth of a minute to get up from their computer and walk over to the counter to help me, another minute to snap a photo and I was on my way within 5 minutes of arriving. I had planned for this to take 10 mins, so there I am with my finger up my ass.

Welcome to Stephen Harper's Canada.
 
I spent about 2 hours suffering in suburban Houston for an updated picture. Fortunately, I was there for a renewal, so I got to cut ahead of all the kids there trying to get their first license at least. My biggest problem was that the picture they took didn't look anything like the picture I'd had up to that point. It turns out that I looked much better ten years and two kids ago. Bummer.
 
lol. nevermind, i see you're not. but that picture of the line at the dmv, swear to god it's an exact replica of the escondido dmv.

just found out yesterday that Tom from MySpace is from Escondido. No wonder it's the center of suck.

No wonder he ventured off in search of friends.