Somebody once told me that a license was a permission slip that allowed you to do something illegal.
I've never believed that more strongly than right now.
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Somebody once told me that a license was a permission slip that allowed you to do something illegal.
I've never believed that more strongly than right now.
OK, I got ya. This is always what happens when bureaucrats and pseudo-technocrats meddle with things without really knowing what they are doing.
The lost time and productivity could be said about much of our government. I've wasted a lot more time and money on legal and tax issues than I think I should have. The DMV by comparison seems almost tolerable these days.
In my state they used to have an e-check thing where you had to pay a bunch of money and get your car's emissions checked, and you couldn't get plates/tags unless it passed if I remember correctly. It was bullshit and didn't even work. Brand new cars were failing the tests, while old beaters that could choke you if you stood behind them somehow passed. After a few years they stopped doing that nonsense. Yay for budget cuts.
The guy in line behind me told me that:
"this DMV is the best one for xyz"
To which I replied:
"That's like saying that out of all the piles of shit in the world, this is the smallest pile of shit"
He stopped talking to me after that.
It's a great thing that a driver's license process like this (registration, fees, a written exam, vision test, fingerprinting, behind-the-wheel examination) and vehicle registration prevents people from doing irresponsible things with a motor vehicle.
Jersey is nothing like that, it's an extremely easy process.
Or do this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA-8MCUmIwQ"]Adrien Broner gives a Woman 200$ to get his Driver License @ DMV - YouTube[/ame]
Or do this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA-8MCUmIwQ"]Adrien Broner gives a Woman 200$ to get his Driver License @ DMV - YouTube[/ame]
Ice, I wanted to create How to Get Fucked thread myself.
Not about DMV though but to get an advice on how to get sex since you didn't enter our bedroom for 2 months now.
Not about DMV though but to get an advice on how to get sex since you didn't enter our bedroom for 2 months now.
I've done this in the past in other situations, but the "check in process" at the DMV prevents this shit from happening, I think.
I did that like 1 1/2 years ago. Finally found someone to do it who had a sick number in line, I'm talking 100 spots in front of me.
So I fucking run like hell to the gas station to get $200 out of the ATM. ATM was broken, of course. Look around, no other gas stations or stores that would have an ATM in sight. I have no cash on me and no checks, because I'm not 90 years old.
Run back to DMV to ask lady if we can do it and she can just wait for me and we will drive to a gas station that does have an ATM. As I get up to the DMV, said lady comes strolling out "I'm so sorry hon! They called my number, I had to go."
FML, I was there forever that day. Worst day of my life. Denver DMV, never again.
I had a FB post/thread on my wall from that day complete with pictures and discussion, but I can't find it.
Those things are fucken retarded. I failed my last one, so had to leave the ICBC (same as DMV in British Columbia) empty handed, make an appointment with a licensed optician, spend $95 for 15 mins of his time, while he shook his head in disbelief that they failed me and said my vision is totally fine, and signed a letter for me.
I got back to the ICBC all happy with my letter, only to be told they need to mail it to Victoria to determine whether or not it's acceptable, and it'll be a couple weeks to find out. I ended up in Asia before hearing back, so who knows if I got my license renewed or not.
Now the next time I want to drive in Canada, I'm going to have to retake the driver's test, while listening to some 48yo failure in life give me a lecture about the importance of having my hands perfectly on the 10 and 2 positions of the steering wheel at all times. I can't wait.
Those things are fucken retarded. I failed my last one, so had to leave the ICBC (same as DMV in British Columbia) empty handed, make an appointment with a licensed optician, spend $95 for 15 mins of his time, while he shook his head in disbelief that they failed me and said my vision is totally fine, and signed a letter for me.
I got back to the ICBC all happy with my letter, only to be told they need to mail it to Victoria to determine whether or not it's acceptable, and it'll be a couple weeks to find out. I ended up in Asia before hearing back, so who knows if I got my license renewed or not.
Now the next time I want to drive in Canada, I'm going to have to retake the driver's test, while listening to some 48yo failure in life give me a lecture about the importance of having my hands perfectly on the 10 and 2 positions of the steering wheel at all times. I can't wait.
I never had this kind of problem before, well depends on what you go for, I just make the online reservation, go to the dmw, give my online reservation number, I get express service, last time I went, total time wasted was 30 mins. But you are right about butt ugly fat chicks.
wow that's insane. I start getting pissed if I have to wait 15 minutes. Couldn't you just give some guy a $50 to go ahead of him in line?
Anyway are lines that big common?
Anyway are lines that big common?
