If you have five dollars and Ryan Eagle has five dollars, Ryan Eagle has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Ryan Eagle's computer. Ryan Eagle is always in control.
Apple pays Ryan Eagle 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Ryan Eagle can sneeze with his eyes open.
Ryan Eagle can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Ryan Eagle is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Ryan Eagle destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Ryan Eagle can kill two stones with one bird.