How I make £50K+ every month

[Andy Capp]

I dont bend over backwards for nobody.

But you do bend over don't you op, just not backwards. Good troll thread btw designed to hook 'em in to express contempt and disgust at an arrogant, self absorbed business practice that could not possibly work in the real life. People don't generally like to be treated like shit regardless of how important they view the person in charge.

 

[avatar33]

I've seen the baddest s.o.b's in the city crumble at the negotiation table. Its not because they were bitches or because their thongs were rubbing too harshly against their anus, it's because I am a downright savage at this stuff.

10/10 for entertainment bro.

Will read again.

 

[jr_sci]

Hello friend,

I just talk seo client and tell him he stupid and family ugly. If want continue service have pay me lot more money. He hang phone immediate after hear. Now I wait. So when he come back and gave me lot more money?

Good luck bro

You have saved this thread Sumit.. ! HAIL O SUMIT.

 

[nomak]

The OP is a fucking amateur. I did that when I first started out and thought I was the shit, until I started kidnapping their kids and bringing a toe to the negotiation table. When I want to scale, I just add one or two organs to the mix, depending on how the negotiation is going.

 

[drave]

i bet you'd tell me more for 19.95 plus shipping & handling.

 

[igl00]

Sending mass e-mail to all customers now, telling them their assholes, and their wife is ugly!

Can't wait to see the extra monies.

hahaha. that ^^

 

[dev.d]

I somehwat agree to this lol !

 

[RaptorJesus]

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[skohh]

Take-away selling works, but too much of being a prick about things can cause cognitive dissonance in your prospect... The takeaway here is; quit being a faggot.

 

[crackp0t]

We can increase our margins if we send dogs into the offices with speakers on their collars that will play a pre-recorded pitch.

You don't have to pay dogs, so we save some $$ there.

People love animals, who will say no?

I see this producing at least 500k/day, but if you have any ideas as to how we could reach even more people, we could probably get that closer to a million.

Carrier pigeons bro. You could reach a crap load more people than you could with dogs. They would take that 500k/day to 1 million easy.

 

[Phoenixz]

shit i have been doing it all wrong
calling up client tomorrow to piss at them...surely ill land the major build for a multinational company i have been quoting on for over 4 months now