How I make £50K+ every month

This is confusing me... I'm trying to read it with a Liverpool, Brit meets Gerard Butler accent, but it keeps going into some kinda Goomba Eyetalian dialect... Too frustrating. I give up.
 


Thanks OP, this stuff works! Just punched a client in the vagina, she gave me $5k just for a website analysis!
 
Hello friend,

I just talk seo client and tell him he stupid and family ugly. If want continue service have pay me lot more money. He hang phone immediate after hear. Now I wait. So when he come back and gave me lot more money?

Good luck bro
 
sumitdhawan said:
Hello friend,

I just talk seo client and tell him he stupid and family ugly. If want continue service have pay me lot more money. He hang phone immediate after hear. Now I wait. So when he come back and gave me lot more money?

Good luck bro
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Your ex-client and some of his large friends will visit you later to discuss the matter.
 
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Because I am not a bitch! It's quite simple as that. 

I dont bend over backwards for nobody. Why should I?
Sounds like little man syndrome to me, ever notice how it is the little guys that have the biggest mouth's?

The fastest way to get to the top is by talking to someone who is already there, not listing to crap from little people screaming out "look at me" "look at me" at a different forum every week.

Factual Screw Up #1
Money comes from proven results, talking trash to people will get you no-where. Since you only mention 50k a month also shows me that you have no idea of what real money is on here, little people think small.

Factual Screw Up #2
If in fact you could get sites listed on the first page of Google and had 50k lying around each month you would simply hire a designer and build and promote your own sites and keep all the profits, not be crying to customers to pay you.

To me this post looks like it was wrote by some teenage little boy who does not even know how to dream big, rather than working and making money they waste everyone's time by posting this shit. "How to make 50k, tell all your customers they're assholes" ya right... troll.
 
good stuff. Will read.

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Kelowna said:
To me this post looks like it was wrote by some teenage little boy who does not even know how to dream big, rather than working and making money they waste everyone's time by posting this shit. "How to make 50k, tell all your customers they're assholes" ya right... troll.
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Don't you get it my fellow fourmsman? Can't you see? I get paid for doing NOTHING. I don't do shit and I get paid for it.

People always ask me "what skills do i need to do what you do" i say skills? what skills? I just know some guys that push a few buttons and get websites set at high positions on google. I'm no genius.

All i do is taxi hop all day long cruising around this city taking what i've had coming to me for an excrutiatingly long time. Sure, i may talk a little shit here and there but that is the ONLY way you're going to get these cocksuckers to open their wallets for you.

I've seen the baddest s.o.b's in the city crumble at the negotiation table. Its not because they were bitches or because their thongs were rubbing too harshly against their anus, it's because I am a downright savage at this stuff. It's that simple.

Sure I have been shown the door a couple of times, but i so too have shown them my middle finger. I dont need them. I've been thrown out of one office, only to waltz into the next and leave with 15K. I have no shame or emotions.

Yet you call me a douche and a sick fucker. I am neither of those things. I am a closer! and we all have a closer inside of us.

I am just the guy who refused to spend his days dick fiddling in favour of more wealth. You think I give a shit about SEO? You think I care about PPC? Fuck no! But my clients do... and those fudgepackers pay me the most insane rates for something they could source for free on google. Do I loose any sleep over this? - who the fuck said I sleep in the first place? Winners don't sleep.

I bet if you saw one of my amazingly crafted ad's today you would call me into your office. and do you know what will happen when i get there and we meet at your beloved little £35 desk? only two things. Either you'll pay me what ever rate I ask of you OR if you couldnt afford my fee you'd go home, stick your shitty little hand into your wifes purse and use her credit card to pay me.

I dont take no for an answer, if you're a tightwad then the worst thing you could do is invite me into your office. I'm a closer god damn it. and I'll be damned the day a piece of trash client resists my sales speech.
 
Fuck you are the man. Genius. Can I join your gang? I'll let you punch me in the face and nail my missus.
 
SevenYearItch said:
Because I am not a bitch! It's quite simple as that.

I dont bend over backwards for nobody. Why should I?

I know that my consultancy business is valuable to any company that wants to survive during this slumping economy. and why is that? Because I know how to generate the MOST valuable asset that any business could ever wish to have - Paying Customers.

It is that simple folks. That is why i treat my clients like bitches. I turn away more people than I accept, just to reinforce the exclusivity of my service. If you don't want to pay me £15,000 upfront and £3000 a month to basically give your business hundreds more clients to work with, then you can fuck off I don't need you.

This is the attitude that keeps me busy. I am a cocky little bastard because I KNOW that I can get results. I KNOW how much money I can make for these cunts. So I treat them like shit and they just keep coming.

Another thing I absolutely hate is when newbies refer to their clients as Sir and mr this or mrs that. For goodness sake grow a pair and pull your bloody skirt down. You are a business owner, as is your client. You are business equals!! Owner's can smell a bitch coming from 12 yards away, so don't walk into a meeting and call this person sir.. That just throws all your respect out of the window. Why would you want to do that?

I always walk into meetings with my personal assistant. I have that bitch open doors for me and carry all my sales literature. Why? To show my client that I am the fucking man!! To show my client that I am more successful than he could ever dream. Do you think that bastard is going to reject my proposal? Not in this fucking lifetime.

I belittle my clients. I trash talk them when they constantly ring my phone to complain when their shitty little website falls to number 4 on google. I talk trash about their wife, their sister, their daughter why? Because I can.

I remember one client of mine who i got to add SEO to his current package. He wrote me a £9,000 cheque. Did I take it? HELL NO! I said look you fucker, I put an important meeting aside to come here and talk to you and you treat me like this? You can take your little 9K and shove it up your ass! I got my assistant to open the door for me, and I left. Sure enough, 20 minutes later I get a call from the faggot "Tony I wasn't trying to disrespect you, why don't you come back so we can fix this" so I did, and he wrote me a a cheque for £15,000 for some shitty SEO work that I outsourced for £68.

Now you have to understand that you ARE a fucking god to these lunatics. You are like a magician to them. Somehow you seem to know the answers to all their questions, and even better you bring them thousands upon thousands of customers. You have every right to treat these people like garbage because that is the only way you will get them to spend their last piece of money on you.

If you want these 5 figure contracts you've got to man up, and stop being a bitch! Get out there and TAKE what is yours. I was just like you, untill I told a client that he can take his contract and go to hell because I can walk out of here and make double what you're offering me.

This is business people.. So for goodness sake act like business men.

Tony
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I swear I talked to you today. Cocky ass motherfucker on the phone trying to sell me some leads. I let him waste his 30 minutes pitching his shit, then took the first jab.

me:$55 a lead, I gotta be smoking crack to even think about it, if you're serious about $55 Im serious about $12 a lead.

He starts to raise his voice, BLAH BLAH BLAH we're the shit BLAH BLAH BLAH we get the most people to come because were name brand BLAH BLAH BLAH.. He goes on and on.

Im like look, google your brand name.. "uhhh okay" he says, and then Im like go ahead and click the 2nd link. So he does,, "whats this supposed to be, were #1 for all our names".

Im like well just give me a call at that number and I hung up. Next thing you now the phone rings, and hes like is "blah blah there?".. I told him to fuck off.

I understand where you're coming from with the attitude, pimpin aint easy but you gotta have a little respect.
 
So is this model scalable at all? You know, recruit a bunch of immigrants just off the plane from India, or something. They'd be cheap, and cost effective!

Put them through a training course, then send them out into the cities to all the offices. Walk into offices all cocky like with their Indian accent, "Hey mutafuka! You listen to me bro, cause I'm da shit, y'know? No, no, no! You give me $15k, and I do SEO for you!".

Hell with this $15k/day shit. Let's scale that up to $300k/day.
 
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Kiopa_Matt said:
So is this model scalable at all? You know, recruit a bunch of immigrants just off the plane from India, or something. They'd be cheap, and cost effective!

Put them through a training course, then send them out into the cities to all the offices. Walk into offices all cocky like with their Indian accent, "Hey mutafuka! You listen to me bro, cause I'm da shit, y'know? No, no, no! You give me $15k, and I do SEO for you!".

Hell with this $15k/day shit. Let's scale that up to $300k/day.
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We can increase our margins if we send dogs into the offices with speakers on their collars that will play a pre-recorded pitch.

You don't have to pay dogs, so we save some $$ there.

People love animals, who will say no?

I see this producing at least 500k/day, but if you have any ideas as to how we could reach even more people, we could probably get that closer to a million.
 
IceToEskimos said:
We can increase our margins if we send dogs into the offices with speakers on their collars that will play a pre-recorded pitch.

You don't have to pay dogs, so we save some $$ there.

People love animals, who will say no?

I see this producing at least 500k/day, but if you have any ideas as to how we could reach even more people, we could probably get that closer to a million.
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LMAO.

Basically, I entirely agree with IceToEskimos.
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