Well, I usually don't talk about it much, but I'll make an exception here for you.
I started off with SAFE DOMESTIC pets at first. Nothing I would call big really. Mostly Beagles and Collies.
Once I was comfortable with them I moved up to farm animals. Mainly goats & sheep.
One fateful day though, some old farmer caught me with one of his sheep and told me that though the sheep feels the most like a woman out of all the farm animals, that the White Tail Buck's ASSHOLE was the best that "he" had ever had. He said that he had only been able to do it with dead ones though. That live ones were to fast & dangerous. Their hooves and antlers could even take your manhood right off.
His story intrigued me. So, I set out for the wilds
with a plan.
I had to find a place to put my trap that was far far away from the GOOGLEy eyed Peeps!! After some diligent scouting and research I found what "I" thought was relatively SAFE test site for my endeavor.
It took me about 2 months of baiting and checking one of those large wire cage traps, but one night I had me a LIVE Big Buck in it!!! I was so excited that I almost entered the cage on sight and might have put the Big Buck into a panic!! But, I restrained my beastly urges.
Instead I let it feed for awhile on it's favorite food that I had put in the trap.
Then I took out the Tranq Gun and carefully shot a dart in his neck. I started to fantasize about how good that ass was gonna be while waiting for him to go to sleep. Once he was asleep I tied his hooves together and then secured his antlers to the side of the cage just in case he were to wake up too early. (This was my first REAL BIG BUCK and I didn't want anything to go wrong.)
I then stacked a couple of milk crates up under his right hip to get his ass up to an easily accessible height.
Let me tell you, right here and now......that was the BEST ASS EVER!! The Old Man was right, but mine was even better since it was still ALIVE!!!
With it being alive, that big buck could come back to my trap again and again. Who knows how many times I could have sex with that Big Buck? If I had killed it like the Old Man, I would only be able to have that big buck once and then I would have to find a new one. It took me two months to lure that one in so I wanted to get the most out of it and not have to look for another one.
Afterwards I cleaned him up like a gentleman should. I untied him, drug him outta the trap and closed it up. Then I left.
I came back the next day to reset the trap, but someone had STOLEN IT!!! BASTARDS!!!!! I seems that some GOOGLEy eyed person had witnessed my deed/deeds after all!!
Anyhow, that was HOW I
made my first REAL Big Buck.
How
big was that first big buck you asked? He was a 10 pointer and his sphincter was a 10 on a scale of 1 to 10!!
To this day I still Hunt the Big Bucks. I've trapped my share over the years now and I've honed my skills into a repeatable system that works world wide for trapping all the different species of the Big Bucks.
I think I've had sex with just about every type of big buck out there.
Hopefully this post has inspired you to go after the Big Bucks all around the world too!!!
There's plenty of Big Bucks out there for everyone, despite what the less adventurous people will tell you to the contrary.
P.S. As time passed and I became more accomplished, I was no longer limited to just using traps or having to tie them up.
I had my system down to a science. I learned to read The Big Buck signs and found the trails, watering spots, & meadows that they frequented.
After YEARS of doing it I no longer had to LURE them into a TRAP and restrain them.
I could even measure out the right dose of Tranq just by eyeballing the size and weight of the Big Bucks.
This enabled me to be able to TRACK DOWN the Big Bucks wherever they were.
This in turned opened up wider ranges and more territories in more places for me to pursue the pleasures of having SEX with The Big Bucks!!!
Hell, after awhile I even started bringing along my dog Sparky. I'd let him get the Big Bucks that I would on occasion somehow overdose and they would die.
Don't believe me?
Here's a pic from a few years ago:
I know that was only a 7 pointer, but it's still considered a Big Buck.
