hot chick on eHarmony...

This just gave me an idea, more than half the world is retarded enough to believe it is real (not that it can't be, but it wouldn't be so forced)

I gotta start believing people will believe, that is my problem. I feel shit isn't convincing when it is, just because I wouldn't fall for it. Especially if you push them on subjects they are emotional/they have strong pre-set beliefs on. Hell, I feel for one that was really silly which Turbo pointed out. I gotta get something on this.
 


So I've decided to switch this up, and try to be a little nicer... so here it goes...

Likes/must haves in a man:
-good hair
-dresses well
-funny
-funky print socks
-friends
-a car
-a job
-must have OWN place
-sleeves (I think they're hot)
-outgoing
-spontaneous
-spells well
-blue eyes (preferred)
-"jack of all trades"
-SWEET- nice guys DON'T finish last!

now... DEAL BREAKERS:
-kids... possibly
-LDS
-douche bags
-ugly
-fat
-bad teeth
-shirts with cut off sleeves
-really flirty
-does drugs
-talk about sex
-anyone that wears Affliction or Ed Hardy
-white socks
-bad shoes
-sandles with socks
-Teevas
-live with parents
-doesn't have direction
-no car
-no job
-dirty fingernails
-no friends
-bad style
-manipulative
-criminal
-beggy
-wears bandanas
-takes pictures with shirt off
-duck (kissy) face
-"player" grow up
-rude
-takes everything too serious
-pictures showing off your tattoos
-wears sunglasses inside
-thinks fighting is cool
-not over an old ex
-boring
-if you say LOL EVER!


If you don't like I have to say... Please don't write me.. your opinion probably doesn't matter.
 
greenleaves said:
This just gave me an idea, more than half the world is retarded enough to believe it is real (not that it can't be, but it wouldn't be so forced)

I gotta start believing people will believe, that is my problem. I feel shit isn't convincing when it is, just because I wouldn't fall for it. Especially if you push them on subjects they are emotional/they have strong pre-set beliefs on. Hell, I feel for one that was really silly which Turbo pointed out. I gotta get something on this.
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This + conversion rates back this up. every.single.time.
It's fucking scary though.
 
makethatgreen said:
So I've decided to switch this up, and try to be a little nicer... so here it goes...

Likes/must haves in a man:
-good hair
-dresses well
-funny
-funky print socks
-friends
-a car
-a job
-must have OWN place
-sleeves (I think they're hot)
-outgoing
-spontaneous
-spells well
-blue eyes (preferred)
-"jack of all trades"
-SWEET- nice guys DON'T finish last!

now... DEAL BREAKERS:
-kids... possibly
-LDS
-douche bags
-ugly
-fat
-bad teeth
-shirts with cut off sleeves
-really flirty
-does drugs
-talk about sex
-anyone that wears Affliction or Ed Hardy
-white socks
-bad shoes
-sandles with socks
-Teevas
-live with parents
-doesn't have direction
-no car
-no job
-dirty fingernails
-no friends
-bad style
-manipulative
-criminal
-beggy
-wears bandanas
-takes pictures with shirt off
-duck (kissy) face
-"player" grow up
-rude
-takes everything too serious
-pictures showing off your tattoos
-wears sunglasses inside
-thinks fighting is cool
-not over an old ex
-boring
-if you say LOL EVER!


If you don't like I have to say... Please don't write me.. your opinion probably doesn't matter.
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I think you want a Woman - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
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Really obvious troll - she overeggs it massively. If she'd pulled herself together after about 60s and started talking about something else, it would have been convincing.
 
Well, I'd still rather her than this specimen below:

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Apparently she's also a siamese twin

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkbJdTeU-SM&NR=1]YouTube - ‪Cara and Kara!‬‏[/ame]
 
oh eHarmony I hate you so much



[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLZazN8QbYE"]YouTube - ‪eHarmony's Latest - Must Love Cats!‬‏[/ame]
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEM9b6fhXMY"]YouTube - ‪eHarmony Video Bio‬‏[/ame]
 
lol shes going to be the 90 year old woman who lives with 100 cats with cat shit and litter everywhere. Someone needs to feed her a bit of catnip.
 
SinfullySweet said:
lol shes going to be the 90 year old woman who lives with 100 cats with cat shit and litter everywhere. Someone needs to feed her a bit of catnip.
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there's one of these across the hall from me at my apartment complex. She's the sweetest old lady when you talk to her. But on at least 5 different occasions I've been in my kitchen and heard stuff along the lines of "YOU GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE BITCH!" followed by what sounds like an avalanche of pots and pans. Cat lady bitches be crazy
 
LMFAO

that was awesome... too bad its fake, i thought it probably was but suspended the disbelief enough to lol for awhile
 
I like the youtube comment that says "its funnier if you replace 'cats' with 'cocks'"
 
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