Google is fucked

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how did they get that car through Detroit without an issue? Police escort?
 
Yeah I wonder if google ever gets shit in it's own GWT for google.com like a manual penalty. What if some young turk with a copy of senuke, xrumer, and the latest spam-o-matic tools rented some anon VPNs and sprayed a massive load of cheesedog fuckstain links on google.com with exact anchor texts for all their highest ranking shit. Shove that in your googlehorn bitch.

contract said:
This just might be crazy enough to work...
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Zaino said:
I am going to place a link to google on my site and crash their empire....see how silly that sounds?
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Hmmmm......maybe.......

malloc said:
I am confused as to what G thinks the purpose of Cutts is. He doesn't actually tell you anything since it is phrased as personal opinions. It doesn't seem useful as FUD even because I seriously doubt the vast majority of webmasters have a clue who he is and those who rank know the real story. He just seems there to stress out some tiny sub-segment of site owners and developers.

Oh gosh I want to link this infographic whatever am I going to do...
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Lulz
 
lulz @ dukdukgo outranking bing and G...must be brand anchors for this to happen am I right?

Back to the analysis of what constitutes a "real editorial link" , what is that and who gets to decide?
 
Zaino said:
lulz @ dukdukgo outranking bing and G...must be brand anchors for this to happen am I right?

Back to the analysis of what constitutes a "real editorial link" , what is that and who gets to decide?
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No fucking clue but authorship is a goddamn mess.

To prove it do the following:

1) Get a EMD domain (or any fucking domain the older the better)
2) set up authorship
3) Copy the best content from a site that doesn't have authorship set up
4) Tweak the date stamp
5) Install autoblogging software and scrape yahoo answers. If the content you stole is about anal bleaching scrape for questions about anal bleaching.
6) tweak the date stamps
7) Set up auto links from the yahoo garbage that's getting pumped into your site daily to all that content you stole.
8) Hit it all with some shitty links.
9) Forget about it.
10) Come back 4-6 weeks later and enjoy the fireworks and traffic.
 
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Wow. Their shit is lookin whack. On April 21, 2013 they lost 94M+ links (in one day). Look at that anchor situation!! Slight downward trend for their backlinks.
 
Been had been saying it. When you get guest posts, don't use author boxes and don't have a final paragraph saying "Oh, Jared writes for blahblah.info about blah blah" or any of that nonsense. Don't link Google+ authors to it or any of that. Just play it off as an article by the site that's posting it.
 
Remember when people used to say "ya we need seo to be harder to weed out the bads" and "we dont want the entry to be so low anyone with a keyboard can do seo"

Well now what will be left? Just write good fucking content and Google will maybe, if they see it, rank it, if you dont over use your keyword, as long as your site is fast enough with no errors on page and if the site is responsive.

Good luck bros, back to opening a store front.
 
Zaino said:
Remember when people used to say "ya we need seo to be harder to weed out the bads" and "we dont want the entry to be so low anyone with a keyboard can do seo"

Well now what will be left? Just write good fucking content and Google will maybe, if they see it, rank it, if you dont over use your keyword, as long as your site is fast enough with no errors on page and if the site is responsive.

Good luck bros, back to opening a store front.
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50k a day Ad spend in your Googlz account should help you rank no matter how your pages are setup.

Lulz
 
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