I know how to feed my kids and... the trolls, apparently.
Still waiting for those sources bud.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Heading off to bed, but I'll look forward to more of your trolling and nothing to back it up tomorrow. Night!
Alright, you dumbshit, you've beaten me down with your persistent idiocy.
So I got off my lazy ass and did the research for you.
I don't expect that you'll actually be able to comprehend anything I post here, but I'll try to pick out the small words.
First of all, there's this paper called
"A calorie is a calorie" violates the second law of thermodynamics
by Richard D Feinman and Eugene J Fine (two pesky doctor types that are obviously fed up of the shitty psuedo-science that you've obviously bought into hook, line, and sinker.
The paper is linked, of course but here's a few parts of particular interest to our discussion:
From the abstract:
"Here, we propose that a misunderstanding of the second law accounts for the controversy about the role of macronutrient effect on weight loss and we review some aspects of elementary thermodynamics. We use data in the literature to show that thermogenesis is sufficient to predict metabolic advantage. Whereas homeostasis ensures balance under many conditions, as a general principle, "a calorie is a calorie" violates the second law of thermodynamics.
From the conclusion:
"The second law of thermodynamics says that variation of efficiency for different metabolic pathways is to be expected. Thus, ironically the dictum that a "calorie is a calorie" violates the second law of thermodynamics, as a matter of principle...."
"Attacking the obesity epidemic will involve giving up many old ideas that have not been productive. "A calorie is a calorie" might be a good place to start."
Obviously, you're going to have a little trouble understanding anything above a third grade level so I'll spell out what that means:
Y-O-U A-R-E W-R-O-N-G
(the W is silent)
In fact, simple searches around Pubmed yielded study after study debunking the calorie in/calorie out myth.
In fact, I only found one that only vaguely supported your claim (but only vaguely) and that was this:
"Is a calorie a calorie?" by Andrea C Buchholz and Dale A Schoeller
and even that study concluded the following:
"We conclude that a calorie is a calorie. From a purely thermodynamic point of view, this is clear because the human body or, indeed, any living organism cannot create or destroy energy but can only convert energy from one form to another. In comparing energy balance between dietary treatments, however, it must be remembered that the units of dietary energy are metabolizable energy and not gross energy. This is perhaps unfortunate because metabolizable energy is much more difficult to determine than is gross energy, because the Atwater factors used in calculating metabolizable energy are not exact. As such, our food tables are not perfect, and small errors are associated with their use.
In addition, we concede that the substitution of one macronutrient for another has been shown in some studies to have a statistically significant effect on the expenditure half of the energy balance equation."
Doesn't really matter, though. The paper was quickly dismissed by physicians that point to larger, more careful studies as well as more credible sources in the letters to the editor:
Whatever happened to the second law of dynamics?
"In our own review we pointed out that one cannot ignore 1) the second law of thermodynamics and 2) the fact that living organisms are open systems, far from equilibrium, and therefore subject to different efficiencies depending on metabolic path."
Is a calorie a calorie? Biologically speaking, no.
"the authors ignored the fact that the energy utilization of different diets depends on the biochemical pathways taken (2). For example, a low-carbohydrate diet dramatically increases gluconeogenesis relative to a high-carbohydrate diet. Obviously, gluconeogenesis is an energy-consuming process: 6 mol ATP is consumed during the synthesis of 1 mol glucose from pyruvate or lactate (3). The transformation of gluconeogenic amino acids, such as alanine, into glucose requires even more energy because 4 mol ATP is needed to dispose of the nitrogen as urea (3). Furthermore, the energy-dependent processes of maintaining the turnover of body proteins—including synthesis, folding, targeting, regulatory processes, and protein breakdown—have an overall cost to body energy homeostasis that is significantly higher than previously appreciated"
For a more "layman's terms" approach, there's plenty of reading on that as well. I prefer to stick to peer-reviewed studies, but since you like linking to blogs, I can do that too:
Calories In/Calories Out Has Been Proven False and Frustrating (no less than 4 more Pubmed papers cited in this post alone that debunk your stupid myth)
Calories in/Calories out Science says NO.
The Calorie In/Calorie Out Myth
TL;DR: You're a fucking idiot and I'm pissed that I wasted my time proving that you're a fucking idiot because everyone here already knew that you're a fucking idiot.
Now go get your fucking shinebox you fucking idiot.