Some Chinese guy tried to get into MaxBounty and he unwisely decided I'd be the best person to contact. So I had some fun with him. Enjoy.
JordanNewgard87: hi
Steven Sauve: hello
"jordannewgard87 (jordannewgard87)" signed on at Tue Apr 27 10:27:01 2010.
JordanNewgard87: i had app the publisher of your company,can you help me?
Steven Sauve: sure, what can I help you with?
JordanNewgard87: can you help me to check my app?
Steven Sauve: okay, what e-mail address did you apply with?
JordanNewgard87: JordanNewgard@thewomenfitness.com
JordanNewgard87: and my site is www.thewomenfitness.com
JordanNewgard87: I have 2yrs experience building and promoting websites for my clients.
Steven Sauve: okay, i've got your application here. Wow! I think I know someone who lives close by you. They're pretty upset by the WalMart that opened up on Chestnut Street. Is the store bothering you too?
Steven Sauve: hello?
JordanNewgard87: ye
JordanNewgard87: yes
Steven Sauve: in any case, can you please tell me a bit about your site?
JordanNewgard87: I get traffic through PPC on google
Steven Sauve: Do you use SE0 or SE1 techniques?
JordanNewgard87: yes,i use SEO
Steven Sauve: how do you get content for your site?
JordanNewgard87: health
JordanNewgard87: women health
Steven Sauve: okay, good stuff. when inserting content rectally, do you like just the tip or do you prefer the whole thing?
JordanNewgard87: Health primarily
Steven Sauve: okay, only a few more questions
JordanNewgard87: ok
Steven Sauve: would you describe your SEO traffic as organic or more fecal?
JordanNewgard87: organic
Steven Sauve: okay, thanks. when felching your partner's site looking for tasty content, do you prefer Google's "straw technique" or would you rather just handle the business orally?
JordanNewgard87: Google's "straw technique
Steven Sauve: this is a pretty new technique, so you might not be aware of it. So you'd probably be using the oral felching technique?
JordanNewgard87: yes
Steven Sauve: okay, just one or two more questions and then we're done.
JordanNewgard87: can you give me some suggestions
Steven Sauve: sure, but let's finish the approval interview first
JordanNewgard87: to imporve my traffic
JordanNewgard87: ok
Steven Sauve: actually, it's good you ask about traffic, as the next question is about improving traffic.
JordanNewgard87: ok,tks
Steven Sauve: if you were told by a network that your traffic was of poor quality, would you consider using Twitter's patented fleshlight cleaning tool to improve your performance?
JordanNewgard87: yes,i think i will
Steven Sauve: that's good to hear as a dirty fleshlight doesn't make anyone happy, you know what I mean?
JordanNewgard87: yes
Steven Sauve: okay, last question then I can send you the final approval link
JordanNewgard87: ok,tks
Steven Sauve: where will you promote our offers mainly? On Google, MSN, GloryHole, Yahoo or MoneyShot?
JordanNewgard87: mianly google
Steven Sauve: would you ever consider slipping your content into GloryHole? While some affiliates say GloryHole really sucks, I think results there are very satisfying and I usually explode with pleasure.
Steven Sauve: you there? Would you consider using the GloryHole as described?
JordanNewgard87: yes
JordanNewgard87: I agree with you
Steven Sauve: Perfect. I can approve your account now. We use a third party service to do a final verification to make sure the affiliate is real and not a computer or robot. Can you click on the link and tell me what you see? It's the only way for me to know you are real. This is the link: WickedFire (warning: dickroll)
JordanNewgard87: ok
Steven Sauve: what do you see?
JordanNewgard87: give me some time,i do it now
Steven Sauve: sorry to rush, but I have to go to a meeting
JordanNewgard87: ok,i mmediately
Steven Sauve: and what do you see?
JordanNewgard87: dirty pic
Steven Sauve: WHAT? I don't understand. What exactly are you seeing? I want to check with manager about this!
Steven Sauve: what was on the dirty picture? I want to make sure this doesn't happen ever again.
JordanNewgard87: sex pic
Steven Sauve: was it of a lady boob?
JordanNewgard87: no
Steven Sauve: then what is showing?
JordanNewgard87: tow man
JordanNewgard87: tow men sex
Steven Sauve: sex how? Mens can't have sex
JordanNewgard87: i hate it
JordanNewgard87: yes,but really two men
Steven Sauve: what are the men doing? I don't know how men can have sex? Are you making this up?
JordanNewgard87: do you loke it?
Steven Sauve: no. i can get fired. what are the men doing exactly?
JordanNewgard87: no
JordanNewgard87: are you fooling me?
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JordanNewgard87: hi
Steven Sauve: hello
"jordannewgard87 (jordannewgard87)" signed on at Tue Apr 27 10:27:01 2010.
JordanNewgard87: i had app the publisher of your company,can you help me?
Steven Sauve: sure, what can I help you with?
JordanNewgard87: can you help me to check my app?
Steven Sauve: okay, what e-mail address did you apply with?
JordanNewgard87: JordanNewgard@thewomenfitness.com
JordanNewgard87: and my site is www.thewomenfitness.com
JordanNewgard87: I have 2yrs experience building and promoting websites for my clients.
Steven Sauve: okay, i've got your application here. Wow! I think I know someone who lives close by you. They're pretty upset by the WalMart that opened up on Chestnut Street. Is the store bothering you too?
Steven Sauve: hello?
JordanNewgard87: ye
JordanNewgard87: yes
Steven Sauve: in any case, can you please tell me a bit about your site?
JordanNewgard87: I get traffic through PPC on google
Steven Sauve: Do you use SE0 or SE1 techniques?
JordanNewgard87: yes,i use SEO
Steven Sauve: how do you get content for your site?
JordanNewgard87: health
JordanNewgard87: women health
Steven Sauve: okay, good stuff. when inserting content rectally, do you like just the tip or do you prefer the whole thing?
JordanNewgard87: Health primarily
Steven Sauve: okay, only a few more questions
JordanNewgard87: ok
Steven Sauve: would you describe your SEO traffic as organic or more fecal?
JordanNewgard87: organic
Steven Sauve: okay, thanks. when felching your partner's site looking for tasty content, do you prefer Google's "straw technique" or would you rather just handle the business orally?
JordanNewgard87: Google's "straw technique
Steven Sauve: this is a pretty new technique, so you might not be aware of it. So you'd probably be using the oral felching technique?
JordanNewgard87: yes
Steven Sauve: okay, just one or two more questions and then we're done.
JordanNewgard87: can you give me some suggestions
Steven Sauve: sure, but let's finish the approval interview first
JordanNewgard87: to imporve my traffic
JordanNewgard87: ok
Steven Sauve: actually, it's good you ask about traffic, as the next question is about improving traffic.
JordanNewgard87: ok,tks
Steven Sauve: if you were told by a network that your traffic was of poor quality, would you consider using Twitter's patented fleshlight cleaning tool to improve your performance?
JordanNewgard87: yes,i think i will
Steven Sauve: that's good to hear as a dirty fleshlight doesn't make anyone happy, you know what I mean?
JordanNewgard87: yes
Steven Sauve: okay, last question then I can send you the final approval link
JordanNewgard87: ok,tks
Steven Sauve: where will you promote our offers mainly? On Google, MSN, GloryHole, Yahoo or MoneyShot?
JordanNewgard87: mianly google
Steven Sauve: would you ever consider slipping your content into GloryHole? While some affiliates say GloryHole really sucks, I think results there are very satisfying and I usually explode with pleasure.
Steven Sauve: you there? Would you consider using the GloryHole as described?
JordanNewgard87: yes
JordanNewgard87: I agree with you
Steven Sauve: Perfect. I can approve your account now. We use a third party service to do a final verification to make sure the affiliate is real and not a computer or robot. Can you click on the link and tell me what you see? It's the only way for me to know you are real. This is the link: WickedFire (warning: dickroll)
JordanNewgard87: ok
Steven Sauve: what do you see?
JordanNewgard87: give me some time,i do it now
Steven Sauve: sorry to rush, but I have to go to a meeting
JordanNewgard87: ok,i mmediately
Steven Sauve: and what do you see?
JordanNewgard87: dirty pic
Steven Sauve: WHAT? I don't understand. What exactly are you seeing? I want to check with manager about this!
Steven Sauve: what was on the dirty picture? I want to make sure this doesn't happen ever again.
JordanNewgard87: sex pic
Steven Sauve: was it of a lady boob?
JordanNewgard87: no
Steven Sauve: then what is showing?
JordanNewgard87: tow man
JordanNewgard87: tow men sex
Steven Sauve: sex how? Mens can't have sex
JordanNewgard87: i hate it
JordanNewgard87: yes,but really two men
Steven Sauve: what are the men doing? I don't know how men can have sex? Are you making this up?
JordanNewgard87: do you loke it?
Steven Sauve: no. i can get fired. what are the men doing exactly?
JordanNewgard87: no
JordanNewgard87: are you fooling me?
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