Fuck!!! I can't make money online



What's it with people complaining, begging, and crying about how they suck? Great, you can't make money online, you think you're special somehow? You want sympathy? I don't get it anymore.
 
The lamp site isn't actually a store and all buy buttons are affiliated links to the index page of an actual lamp shop... Nice. Surely that must make a few grand a day?

The other sites are like big buckets of win straight from the book, "Monetization 101."
 
A. Accept responsibility for your situation.

B. Never ever give up.

C. Read this fool-proof business plan:

"Okay, so this is the super secret tool essential for success: MY BRAIN

And the big secrets:
- A PLAN
- MASSIVE ACTION
- FOCUS
"
 
Third site is good, just the wrong niche. Everybody knows you can't run anything on a 300 dollar homemade solar rig LOL Try the health and beauty or diet niche or anything but solar.
 
judging by the looks of those sites, I have absolutely no problem spamming my signature. Go there, signup, and learn how to make a site. ;)
 
Nobody gives a shit about what you care about -- they only give a shit about what they care about.
As a marketer you should only give a shit about a starving crowd. A crowd starving to spend money on whatever it is they give a shit about.
Focus on that.
 
The first two sites - fuck my life. Freewebs would have been better. Your last site is an improvement, but it looks like a spammy piece of shit to anyone with half a brain. The secret to IM is to attract the dumbest people in existence. Chances are if someone's looking for solar shit, they're mildly to moderately intelligent and wouldn't fall for an in-home generator scheme. When you're staring out, start small. Keep your costs down as low as possible and go with niche's that won't make you much but will be really easy to crack the top 3 with. You say you're a developer? Go open a small server to put your websites on. Sign up for like 25 different DNS services and sign up with a shitload of domains through GoDaddy and redirect the fuckers to your server (using a different DNS each time so the search engines don't know the sites are all hosted off the same IP). That way the sites only cost you $7.35/year (if you go with .com's with a coupon code) plus the little bit it costs for a server. But sign up for a payment plan with your electric company first so you're not paying $15/month to run your server. Or if you already have your main computer running 24/7 (which you should be if you're a developer and know two shits about computers), set up Apache on it and it'll only cost you the cost of the domain. That way even if the site only makes $5 a month you'll still make more than $50/year profit off the site. Open 10 little shit sites like that and you'll be making $500/year. Of course you should shoot for more than $5/month profit on each site, but you know what I mean.
 
I'll give you a lil' love here, i'd rather help ppl like you who are at least brave enough to show your shit and ask for some over all opinions.

First two, just consider them practice - looooong practice.

Last one, my boy actually runs that, if you want personalized help I can intro you - he may/may not be willing to help but over all the e4e product has long since past it's peak. You are just a bit late to the game for that one, even for long tails, most of the bigger guys have milked it/moved on, and the smaller grass roots guys like yourself have saturated the shit out of the niche. *For those that don't think it converts, he's cleared 7 fig, was #3 on the whole CB marketplace (out of 45K products) and spawned a whole array of copycats, in the xxx range - feel free to call him an ebook retard anytime.

I'd suggest you repeat your last site, this time on a NEW product. Go to the marketplace and look for products that have a spotlight link, click it, look at their graph (or just go to cb-analytics.com or cbengine.com, and look at biggest gravity gains). Choose something that's been on the market for less than a year (or newer the better), is between 50-150 gravity, and most importantly is NOT on a downward trend but is in a healthy rise. AND do not choose any makemoneyonline stuff if you're a noob, just trust me on that for now.

Above and beyond that, I preach to get 100-200 targeted unigues through your lander to your vendors sales page a day, and a weeks time tweaking. If you still can't get it to convert - move on test something else. OR just test 2-3 at the same time so you can find a winner faster. When you do, put the others to the side and scale on the winner faster than you ever have.

Shitty that it took you so long, but I'm telling you now that last one was as close as you're going to get for now so repeat that. Work on the copy a bit, choose a newer product set, and hammer the uniques at it I bet you'll crack your first sale within a week or two if you take action on the shit above.

N.
 
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I'll give you a lil' love here, i'd rather help ppl like you who are at least brave enough to show your shit and ask for some over all opinions.

First two, just consider them practice - looooong practice.

Last one, my boy actually runs that, if you want personalized help I can intro you - he may/may not be willing to help but over all the e4e product has long since past it's peak. You are just a bit late to the game for that one, even for long tails, most of the bigger guys have milked it/moved on, and the smaller grass roots guys like yourself have saturated the shit out of the niche. *For those that don't think it converts, he's cleared 7 fig, was #3 on the whole CB marketplace (out of 45K products) and spawned a whole array of copycats, in the xxx range - feel free to call him an ebook retard anytime.

I'd suggest you repeat your last site, this time on a NEW product. Go to the marketplace and look for products that have a spotlight link, click it, look at their graph (or just go to cb-analytics.com or cbengine.com, and look at biggest gravity gains). Choose something that's been on the market for less than a year (or newer the better), is between 50-150 gravity, and most importantly is NOT on a downward trend but is in a healthy rise. AND do not choose any makemoneyonline stuff if you're a noob, just trust me on that for now.

Above and beyond that, I preach to get 100-200 targeted unigues through your lander to your vendors sales page a day, and a weeks time tweaking. If you still can't get it to convert - move on test something else. OR just test 2-3 at the same time so you can find a winner faster. When you do, put the others to the side and scale on the winner faster than you ever have.

Shitty that it took you so long, but I'm telling you now that last one was as close as you're going to get for now so repeat that. Work on the copy a bit, choose a newer product set, and hammer the uniques at it I bet you'll crack your first sale within a week or two if you take action on the shit above.

N.


thanks for taking the time to post that
 
3 sites?!!! Dude I had around 100 pages like that before 3% of them started making descent money...

Make more sites = Make more money

Don't give up!
 
Ahh I have been trying to make monies online too, I started about august this year. I can share in the feelings of frustration. I don't mind working on it, I just wish I knew what to do.

I found some free info here and there, eventually I bought google sniper. I actually kind of liked it. And to be fair I did what it said to do and well it kind of worked. Except it was utterly impossible to find a buying keyword I could rank for in any niche whatsoever that had anything more than 1000 searches a month and even those were really hard to rank for. While I have gotten on the first page with several sites none of them actually made me any money. Don't get much traffic, and get less than one hop a day on average. So no1, I really don't like the way I try to make these story type sites, and no2 I can't get any traffic there anyway. I'd love to make some money from click bank stuff but It's not working out too well.

So now I'm trying to make kind of a niche out of Naruto sites. Basically just trying to make legitimate content sites with some ads on them. Thinking of making basically an amazon store out of one of them eventually.

I'm also making videos to try and get commission for people buying stuff from godaddy or joining hostgator. One thing I can do fairly well is edit videos and make headers or my own ads but I have yet to be able to use that to any sort of advantage.

I'm basically trying to learn new things while trying not to give up. I have slowed down because I've had no success but I haven't stopped yet. I have stopped buying stuff though. After I got google sniper I got traffic siphon which was total shit so I got my money back for that at least. Basically I've stopped buying any sort of clickbank make money on the Internets product and I suggest you do to. The sad thing is for me that the most money I've made online so far has been about $10.00 from treasure trooper :(
 
Thanks for all the advice and honest opinions, I really appreciate it. It was great to get some other perspectives. I have been doing this since 2008 and have only made $150 , I'm not looking for a magic solution, it's just frustrating because I've burned about $5000 in hosting ,outsourcing , ppc amongst other expenses. I really want to succeed in this business , I have very limited time with 2 kids and a 9hr a day job 6 days a week, I want this to be the way I make my living , I would even split commissions with someone willing to help, once again thanks for taking the time to post this thread.

Thank You
 
try to buy some traffic or go for adwords so you can start making money online,one more thing hire good web designer a change the themes of 1 and 2 nd sites..