Glad to see you pay serious effort as a stand-up comedian, because your attempts to be a software developer/marketer are clearly doomed.
As for the thread timeline - if you used these 5 oz. of brains the Mother Nature gave you, you would see my reply was one of the first to this thread, and my suggestion to show your app right here actually led to all of the aforementioned conversations.
I think you need to use a yellow school bus for about a decade more before you can be taken seriously, really.
As for my income and packages - we offer web hosting packages at range from $1/mo. to $12/mo. , which take only 5% of our overall capacities.
The rest of 100+Gbit network in 6 core locations and 5 colocations across the US&CA, the UK and Europe consists of wide range of enterprise-grade Supermicro nodes in wide price range, both managed\unmanaged dedicated servers and KVM VPS packages with SSD caching , which loads hot content 5x times quicker than average HDD hosting yet does not cost a fortune.
Top notch quality of hardware and diligent support are the reasons we have a bit more than 6000 customers and make $xx,xxx pure income monthly.
Do your 15 lines of code give you that much, Skyebug77? Stop being an idiot, please.