ex girlfriend's bday coming up



I know its been said.. but this has to be the worst idea I've heard in a while... I know its hard to get over people.. but if nothing happened in the last 3 years... it's probably not going to happen now.. sorry :(
 
wickedDUDE said:
I dated an ex of mine for 2 years and still think about her a lot... it was just over 3 years ago too, which boggles me. I was thinking about trying to reconcile with her, and possibly have something mailed to her place on her bday. any suggestions/thoughts on what to possibly get?
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Here's my $0.02:

There are a bunch of ghey webmasters here giving you advice about a situation they know nearly nothing about. We don't know what happened between you two, how things ended, and what the actual status of things between you two is right now. If you haven't had any contact in 3 years and just send her a gift out of the blue that shows you spent a lot of time and effort picking it out along with a really long and emotional card then that comes off as some creepy stalker shit.
If you want to reconnect just send her a message on Facebook (because this would be the least amount of effort and you would have known it was her B-day because FB tells you these things...not because you use you tears as lube and go through a box of Kleenex every time her b-day rolls around) or give her a call on her birthday to wish her well.
If you really want to send her a little gift, send her something that was part of an inside joke that is inexpensive and will remind her of the good times you had together and what a great fucking guy you are/were. (Btw, if you cant think of anything like this off-hand, chances are the relationship isn't worth rekindling). Send that off with a little note about how you saw it and it made you think of here and remember her birthday...yada yada yada.

In the end you have to make a judgement call for yourself because only you know the details of the situation. Sacking up and pursuing what you want in life is alpha. Disregarding your feelings for this girl (if you had something meaningful and have reason to think she would be interested in seeing you again) because some ghey webmasters you dont know tell you to is beta. Failing to act one way or another and not moving forward with your life is fucking omega.

Best of luck with the situation. In the end it will all work out like it should whether you get back together with her or find out from personal experience that her best friend loves to be punished in the ass... :thumbsup:
 
Go post that shit at the warrior forum!

aswinglater said:
Here's my $0.02:

There are a bunch of ghey webmasters here giving you advice about a situation they know nearly nothing about. We don't know what happened between you two, how things ended, and what the actual status of things between you two is right now. If you haven't had any contact in 3 years and just send her a gift out of the blue that shows you spent a lot of time and effort picking it out along with a really long and emotional card then that comes off as some creepy stalker shit.
If you want to reconnect just send her a message on Facebook (because this would be the least amount of effort and you would have known it was her B-day because FB tells you these things...not because you use you tears as lube and go through a box of Kleenex every time her b-day rolls around) or give her a call on her birthday to wish her well.
If you really want to send her a little gift, send her something that was part of an inside joke that is inexpensive and will remind her of the good times you had together and what a great fucking guy you are/were. (Btw, if you cant think of anything like this off-hand, chances are the relationship isn't worth rekindling). Send that off with a little note about how you saw it and it made you think of here and remember her birthday...yada yada yada.

In the end you have to make a judgement call for yourself because only you know the details of the situation. Sacking up and pursuing what you want in life is alpha. Disregarding your feelings for this girl (if you had something meaningful and have reason to think she would be interested in seeing you again) because some ghey webmasters you dont know tell you to is beta. Failing to act one way or another and not moving forward with your life is fucking omega.

Best of luck with the situation. In the end it will all work out like it should whether you get back together with her or find out from personal experience that her best friend loves to be punished in the ass... :thumbsup:
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hellblazer said:
If you give her something out of the blue on her birthday after 3 years, it's gonna look really creepy. If you really want to get back with her, you need to just call her up, all chill and shit, and make it sound like you just randomly thought of her.

Say something like, "Hey I saw something random that reminded me of you the other day and remembered we haven't chilled in a while. Wanna catch up over a coffee or something?"

If you let her know how much you've really been thinking of her, you'll have no shot.
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OMG, hellblazer with the best post in the thread.

Fuck me.
 
If the sport of Trolling were measured in Baseball terms, we have likely just witnessed the Grand Slam home run of all troll threads.

Good job, OP! Congrats. On to the troll hall of fame for you.

I'm now off to start a thread about how I'm having myself castrated because my girlfriend wants me to... :p
 
wickedDUDE said:
I dated an ex of mine for 2 years and still think about her a lot... it was just over 3 years ago too, which boggles me. I was thinking about trying to reconcile with her, and possibly have something mailed to her place on her bday. any suggestions/thoughts on what to possibly get?
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OP's name should be failDUDE.
 
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give us a picture of her and her phone number... since you are out of her book maybe we can get in to hers for you :P
 
Sure bro, while you are shopping for the gift get yourself a tshirt made saying I'm a beta phaggot and cut off your balls.
 
Anthrax

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