Don't Piss Off A "Fat Boy" Affiliate Marketer

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Charging for the product before hand makes sense, at least for something that isn't digital. I've never known a company to spend their money on time and labor before charging for a product. When you have a house built it isn't built before you pay for it is it?

What if they finished it and then you canceled (as you were doing)? Then they would have been out of that money, at least until they were able to make another sale for the same bike.

However he does clearly state that he did charge the card then later states that he did not charge the card. How very unprofessional of him. Assuming he isn't the owner I would forward those to whomever controls the company. Get his ass canned... he apparently has another profession to fall back on.
 


Bofu2U said:
Just because I feel it needs to be in the thread ...

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Quite the pose man! :eek7:
 
LOL, you were clearly after blood from the get-go.

Good story tho, and yeah definitely tip off the local media. The publicity will easily get that site ranked for that sorry companys name and you'll end up costing them alot more than those 5 grand. HIGH FIVE
 
I'm not a big fan of this Mike fellow, 'YOUR BUSINESS IS REFUSED!' what a jerk.

I run an online store for a living... I provide no questions asked 100% refunds. These 'restocking' fees are such bullshit, what the hell is restocking? if a customer returns something thats it you get it back, you dont need to 'restock' it. I've sold like 200 items in the past 3 weeks and havn't had a single refund request so I am completely confident in offering free cancellations and full refunds because my products are actually worth keeping.

Their stupid cancellation policy intended to make them a few extra bucks has now cost them a lot more in bad press.
 
You're a douchebag for the following reasons:

a) owning a hummer
b) posing in such a gay pic
c) being more of a douche than that douche writing the reply emails
d) those sunglasses
e) house across the street from a bus stop
f) (this is probably the biggest one) Thinking spending $5,000 on any bike is a good idea, and further thinking that putting your children through something so traumatizing as having to ride around with you on the gayest piece of shit bike in the world is a good idea.

Good god. We should have laws against you reproducing, I think.
 
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nickycakes said:
You're a douchebag for the following reasons:

a) owning a hummer
b) posing in such a gay pic
c) being more of a douche than that douche writing the reply emails
d) those sunglasses
e) house across the street from a bus stop
f) (this is probably the biggest one) Thinking spending $5,000 on any bike is a good idea, and further thinking that putting your children through something so traumatizing as having to ride around with you on the gayest piece of shit bike in the world is a good idea.

Good god. We should have laws against you reproducing, I think.
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LOL, NickySpank you forgot:

g). nicky is a shaved down homo who puts so much effort into criticizing lifestyles, clothes and cars that he should just hand his tiny little Zoolandish balls over to Jon right now...or maybe you could join the save the planet tour with your uncle Al Gore, Bitch!
 
a 5k bike would be cool if you where actually into biking and you bought a custom made frame etc... that could get up there in price. but seeing as you are shaped like a pumpkin and not like a finely tuned anything, you don't need a bike.
 
brack1969 said:
LOL, NickySpank you forgot:

g). nicky is a shaved down homo who puts so much effort into criticizing lifestyles, clothes and cars that he should just hand his tiny little Zoolandish balls over to Jon right now...or maybe you could join the save the planet tour with your uncle Al Gore, Bitch!
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I FUCKING HATE THE PLANET I HOPE IT DIES!!

(double post for sheer hatred)
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Well, I did have LOL, getting lifestyle advice from, you know...you! I mean, shit dude...can i borrow the viking horns for a bit?
 
brack1969 said:
LOL, NickySpank you forgot:

g). nicky is a shaved down homo who puts so much effort into criticizing lifestyles, clothes and cars that he should just hand his tiny little Zoolandish balls over to Jon right now...or maybe you could join the save the planet tour with your uncle Al Gore, Bitch!
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Ok, I'm going to just break down your pathetic attempt at a comeback down piece by piece just so you know exactly how retarded you sound.

"nicky is a shaved down homo" - Everyone on this forum is certifiably gay, but I'm not sure what you mean by "shaved down" exactly. Is that like, attempting to get certain parts of my body to look like your shiny bald head that you're trying to hide under that ratty hat?

"puts so much effort into criticizing" - Yeah, it took me a lot of effort to write a few sentences... good one.

"tiny little Zoolandish balls" - Not sure what you mean by "Zoolandish" but considering how full of fucking awesome that movie is, I think comparing any part of me to it is a compliment.

"over to Jon" - Umm... I guess you're insinuating that I worship Jon or something. You should ask him who on this forum has been the biggest dickhead to him personally. Kudos to him for only banning me once.

"Join the save the planet tour with your uncle Al Gore" - I guess you think I was making fun of your hummer for wasting gas. No. My car (lexus ISF) wastes plenty of fucking gas. Your car is just plain gay. I've never seen anyone who wasn't a complete douchebag own one of them. They are pieces of shit, with no redeeming qualities. The resale value is garbage since nobody wants them, they're not fast, not very powerful, and they don't look cool, at all.

And seriously, why the fuck do you have kettle bells in your driveway when you clearly have never lifted one in your life..
 
tell mikey this

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nickycakes said:
Ok, I'm going to just break down your pathetic attempt at a comeback down piece by piece just so you know exactly how retarded you sound.

"nicky is a shaved down homo" - Everyone on this forum is certifiably gay, but I'm not sure what you mean by "shaved down" exactly. Is that like, attempting to get certain parts of my body to look like your shiny bald head that you're trying to hide under that ratty hat?

"puts so much effort into criticizing" - Yeah, it took me a lot of effort to write a few sentences... good one.

"tiny little Zoolandish balls" - Not sure what you mean by "Zoolandish" but considering how full of fucking awesome that movie is, I think comparing any part of me to it is a compliment.

"over to Jon" - Umm... I guess you're insinuating that I worship Jon or something. You should ask him who on this forum has been the biggest dickhead to him personally. Kudos to him for only banning me once.

"Join the save the planet tour with your uncle Al Gore" - I guess you think I was making fun of your hummer for wasting gas. No. My car (lexus ISF) wastes plenty of fucking gas. Your car is just plain gay. I've never seen anyone who wasn't a complete douchebag own one of them. They are pieces of shit, with no redeeming qualities. The resale value is garbage since nobody wants them, they're not fast, not very powerful, and they don't look cool, at all.

And seriously, why the fuck do you have kettle bells in your driveway when you clearly have never lifted one in your life..
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Geez Nicks, I must have hit a sore spot with you, would you please diagram my sentences as well you bitter woman in man's tiny ass body...

You do make me laugh however, especially the comment about the kettlebells...wanna know how I got them over to the Hummer? I hooked them up to the winch and drug them the fuck over just to get them in the photo shoot, lol. I can either post another pic of me holding both of them over my head to satisfy your subpar intellect, you can fly down here tomorrow and I'll hold your scrawny ass over my head and park my Hummer on top of your fucking lexus...

First off, I don't worry about 'resale value' when I buy a vehicle, I buy them to keep them. If you want to, then that's your fault...my Hummer is 510HP and get's 8 miles to the gallon, and does wonders in the mountains...good enough for me. You can keep your tokyo drifter...small guys like smallish cars, that's their right I guess.

You've managed to try and insult my hat, my sunglasses, my car, the bus stop and failed miserably, mainly because I really don't give a flying FUCK what you think, you're a fucktard with a long fucking neck (it's almost freaky, that neck)...nothing is good enough for you...you are a "I see the shot glass as half empty" kinda guy aren't you...I sense a lot of anger. Maybe I'll come out with a short man/little man agression management rebill offer, you've inpsired me NickySlap.
 
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