Disaster Preparedness: Are you ready?

Dwight Schrute

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I realized last night that in case an earthquake or other disaster hits, I'm totally fucked, and so would my wife and kids.

I decided to start putting together disaster kits at home and in our fleet of vehicles in case shit happens (AKA ChickenFucker's relatives decide to start rioting again like in LA in 1992).

Are you ready in case shit goes down?

Do you have:
- Water and water-purification tabs
- Flashlights (with extra batteries)
- Freeze-dried food for at least 10 days
- First Aid Kit with medicines
- Knives, Guns, Grenades, etc. to fight zombies
 


Currently I am 100% unprepared.

However, This summer I'm building a storage shed (aka Zombie Bunker) in my backyard which will have space for disaster preparation provisions. I won't have unlimited space, so it's just going to hold enough supplies for a week to 10 days. Normal stuff like you listed. Plus diapers, baby food, formula all that crap you need with little ones. I've got a couple of firearms, but I'm not too stocked up on ammunition, so I guess I should do that too, just in case I have to blast some brain eating undead bastards trying to suck my penis...I mean skull.
 
Currently I am 100% unprepared.

However, This summer I'm building a storage shed (aka Zombie Bunker) in my backyard which will have space for disaster preparation provisions. I won't have unlimited space, so it's just going to hold enough supplies for a week to 10 days. Normal stuff like you listed. Plus diapers, baby food, formula all that crap you need with little ones. I've got a couple of firearms, but I'm not too stocked up on ammunition, so I guess I should do that too, just in case I have to blast some brain eating undead bastards trying to suck my penis...I mean skull.

Shit, I forgot diapers and baby food/formula. Well done sir, thank you.
 
You need lots of water and lots of food. Impossible to store enough water if you live an an apartment or condo.
 
Ha!, Its funny, I thought about this the other day when I read about the Florida zombie guy..I was like what would I have if hell broke loose, right then...what would I have to work with... Luckily I hunt and camp a lot, so some things carry over.

I have a lot of useful stuff in storage, not on this list...But this is what I have right now...if it all went down today.....

1. LifeSaver Water Purifier - Its for camping, but it would be useful during another hurricane or Zombie attack.

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The LIFESAVER bottle is the World's first water bottle to remove all bacteria, viruses, cysts, parasites, fungi and all other microbiological waterborne pathogens without the aid of any foul tasting chemicals like iodine which is now banned substance within the EU. LIFESAVER complies with all British, US and European Drinking Water Regulations for Microbiological Reduction as tested and certified by the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine.

Note: A lot of people don't know this, if water is ever shut off in your house....you have about 2 days worth of drinkable water in you hot water heater. If its zombieland, and you are no where near any fresh water...you can ransack homes for the water in their water heaters. I would probably still use a purifier like the one I have to be extra safe though. (especially if time has passed..but like I said, it is completely drinkable as is)

2.Mathews Solo Cam MQ1 Compound Bow

This is my baby, its got about $1000.00 put into it. Its good to know how to hunt for food, incase of the collapse of society. Incase of a zombie apocalypse you can't beat a high powered, silent killer...with reusable ammo.

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3.Bushmaster Survival [/B]Knife[ame="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000UU80UM/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00"]Bushmaster Survival Knife[/ame]

This is a survival knife, its pretty bad ass...and pretty large. It came with a lot of little survival things, some cool, some more novelty that I replaced with my own stuff. A good knife would be ideal for any emergency...especially this one in a zombie apacalpyse...because its fucking gigantic =D

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So you can see its size
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Knife Specifications:

Total Length: 15.25 inches
Blade Length: 10 inches
Blade Material: 420 Stainless Steel
Blade: Clip point, straight edge, and saw back edge
Handle Material: Black cast aluminum
Push tang construction
Compass built into the butt cap
Detachable hand guard
Nylon sheath

Survival Kit Components:
Precision compass
G.I. can opener
Sharpening stone
Animal snare
Snake bite kit
Flashlight
Sewing needles
Band-aides
Matches
Surgical blade
Magnifier
Fishing hooks
Line and sinkers

4.Gamo Silent Cat Air Rifle[ame="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0024XEXQS/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00"]Gamo Silent Cat Air Rifle[/ame]

This is a pretty bad ass Pellet gun, would be great for hunting small game or self defense...and you can easily carry a ridiculous amount of ammo with you that is really light.

Its surprisingly quiet for how powerful it is and even though it is a pellet gun, it is a powerful one that you would NOT want to get hit with. Mostly though, it would be good to kill a few birds, squirrels, rabbits etc if you needed food.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDjZOtp5fj0]Gamo Silent Cat .177 Air Rifle - YouTube[/ame]

People have taken out things as big as a fox with it.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp3nwFFSBTA&feature=fvwrel]GRAY FOX SHOT WITH .177 CALIBER AIR RIFLE - YouTube[/ame]



And Here is a guy shooting an apple
apple shot with Gamo Silent Cat .22cal - YouTube



5. Hiking/Climbing Hydration Backpack
This is a light back back, with a hydro bladder in it so that I can bring water along with me when I'm hiking or climbing. Inside of it I have a lot of little goodies that would be good to have in case of an emergency....this pack isn't large..but would be good anytime you needed to scout out. If you had to venture out and go hunting or scavenge, it would allow you to carry what you need, and not only BRING water with you....if you were out and FOUND water and needed to bring it back...this would let you.

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Other Items Inside:
Handwarmers
Fishing Hooks and line
Emergency Thermal Blankets
Lighter
Water proof Matches
Fire starting kits
Mirror
Couple Bags of M.R.E's for emergency food
Gloves
Multivitamins

6.U.S. Air Force Survival Handbook

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I've had this for awhile, and I always keep it in my bag when I go camping or hunting as a small failsafe. A lot of people in the military agree that the U.S. Air Force Survival handbook is one of the best ones out an it has some really good information in it, with a lot of details. Like the back says, it has...

"First aid for illness and injury, finding your way without a map, building a fire, finding food and water, using ropes and tying knots, mountain survival, concealment techniques, signaling for help, survival at sea, building shelters, animal tracking, predicting the weather and much more".

...and it does. Its really a great book to use for reference or learning new things.

7.Paracord Bracelets [ame="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004EFPRV4/ref=oh_details_o06_s00_i00"] Paracord Bracelets [/ame]

Nothing special, but its always good to have a bunch of these..you never know when you will need rope.

8. Hand Pump Flashlight

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This is good for anything, whether camping or your power goes out...or any other time because as long as it isn't broke...you'll have light. All you do is pump it, and that pumping action provides the power to light the flashlight.

9. Collapsable Shovel, Saw

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Nothing special here, self explanatory. Something that is always in my bag.

10. Multi-Tool

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This is a must have, it gives you a lot of things on one tool. Knife, saw, bottle opener, philip's and flat head screw driver, pliers, wire cutter etc.

11. Wolverine Claws

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This has no real world application...but it is bad ass. This would really only have possible use in a self defense situation, or a zombie apocalypse but when talking about this scenario, I have to include it =D


So how about ya'll, what do you guys have on you if shit hit the fan?
 
What do you guys got? Who cares, if you only got forks for weapons, post that lol. I'm curious what people would literally have to work with.
 
Wow, they put this together good.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nr9CoGCwqU]Florida Human Chemical testing/ Zombie Apocalypse - YouTube[/ame]