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I am looking for someone to coach me in the ways of PPC and affiliate marketing.

These are my requirements :


Must make over $50,000 per day in profit, to prove this , I want pictures of you with the checks & Spoon , highlighting your account number , date of check ,and even a newspaper in the background.

Must take time to show me how to do a good landing page and ad write. The best method would be to show me your LPs , Keywords , ad writes and traffic sources. These all must be provided free of charge to me up front.

Must provide personal cell phone , AIM , mailing address and mother's maiden name. Must also be willing to drop everything to help me figure out why my tracking 202 doesn't work.

In return for all your help, I am willing to offer.

A total of 3.23% of my net monthly profits 1 year after the 1st year that I do affiliate marketing and make over $50,000.

In addition , I want a blood signed & notarized contract stating you guarantee my success , I also want a down payment of $1,000 to become your trainee as this will help me with my ad costs, and proves that you really do want to help me make money.
 


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You should've typed in times new roman size 10px in black or yellow. That would have put a touch of authority to your proposal
 
You would be insanely lucky if even someone that didn't match a single one of your requirements to took you up on this.
No one making $50k per day cares about your 3.23% or whatever. Especially not enough to drop everything because you can't hook up prosper right.
Good luck haha.
 
xmcp123 said:
You would be insanely lucky if even someone that didn't match a single one of your requirements to took you up on this.
No one making $50k per day cares about your 3.23% or whatever. Especially not enough to drop everything because you can't hook up prosper right.
Good luck haha.
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Exactly! Who the hell in their right mind would do this? Especially if they're making $50k/day, they could blow your offering of "3.23%" out of the water by spending the time tweaking one of their huge campaigns.

The only possible way I'd see anyone doing this would be if they had some faith in you performing, and even then why would they take the chance for a TINY ass piece of your money.

I was going to reply to this earlier but blew it off thinking it was a complete joke. Now, shady's reply got me thinking you were being genuine about this? rofl
 
if ppl were makin 50k$ profit per day.. they wouldn't be fuckin around at WF with an intention to teach their powerfull god gifted skills to morons like u ROFL
 
lol, fuck you
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Fail.

You would be insanely lucky if even someone that didn't match a single one of your requirements to took you up on this.
No one making $50k per day cares about your 3.23% or whatever. Especially not enough to drop everything because you can't hook up prosper right.
Good luck haha.
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Fail.

Exactly! Who the hell in their right mind would do this? Especially if they're making $50k/day, they could blow your offering of "3.23%" out of the water by spending the time tweaking one of their huge campaigns.

The only possible way I'd see anyone doing this would be if they had some faith in you performing, and even then why would they take the chance for a TINY ass piece of your money.

I was going to reply to this earlier but blew it off thinking it was a complete joke. Now, shady's reply got me thinking you were being genuine about this? rofl
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Fail.

if ppl were makin 50k$ profit per day.. they wouldn't be fuckin around at WF with an intention to teach their powerfull god gifted skills to morons like u ROFL
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Biggest fail.

I want pictures of you with the checks & Spoon ... mother's maiden name ... I want a blood signed & notarized contract stating you guarantee my success
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Proof. Come on, really?

Oh by the way, noone here makes $50k a day!
 
Hellos friends,

I no understand why many here no understand it just a funny. No is real.

Good luck bros
 
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