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schockergd, I'll take on your offer. On top of everything, I'll provide you with excellent customer service -- this involves fucking your asshole until it bleeds. PM for hook ups.
 
I can't believe how many of you guys actually thought he was serious..and I thought it was bad when people believed Shoemoney would be selling his blog and traveling to work in a submarine..
 
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I can't believe how many of you guys actually thought he was serious..and I thought it was bad when people believed Shoemoney would be selling his blog and traveling to work in a submarine..
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We get a lot of these for real. So it's pretty hard to tell.
http://www.wickedfire.com/affiliate-marketing/58305-looking-mentor.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/newbie-questions/54978-looking-person-marketing-mentor.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/design-development-programming/46181-need-mentor.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/newbie-questions/56265-help-noob.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/56928-looking-some-help.html
http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/58204-wanted-ppc-mentor.html

Or from our very own TylerL(fail): http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/47026-design-work-am-mentor.html
TylerL said:
I'm looking to do some design work in exchange for someone that can kind of show me the ropes and help me along. I can do mostly anything you need, LPs, full designs, banners, logos, icons, you name it.

Portfolio: Roboturner - We will find art again...

Message me on AIM if you'd be interested - I'm really looking for someone who's known on WF and has some real experience, so don't message me if you barely post unless you have some other way of showing me you know your shit.

Thanks!
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design work in exchange for someone that can kind of show me the ropes and help me along
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vs.

I am looking for someone to coach me in the ways of PPC and affiliate marketing.

These are my requirements :


Must make over $50,000 per day in profit, to prove this , I want pictures of you with the checks & Spoon , highlighting your account number , date of check ,and even a newspaper in the background.

Must take time to show me how to do a good landing page and ad write. The best method would be to show me your LPs , Keywords , ad writes and traffic sources. These all must be provided free of charge to me up front.

Must provide personal cell phone , AIM , mailing address and mother's maiden name. Must also be willing to drop everything to help me figure out why my tracking 202 doesn't work.

In return for all your help, I am willing to offer.

A total of 3.23% of my net monthly profits 1 year after the 1st year that I do affiliate marketing and make over $50,000.

In addition , I want a blood signed & notarized contract stating you guarantee my success , I also want a down payment of $1,000 to become your trainee as this will help me with my ad costs, and proves that you really do want to help me make money.
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...please.
 
hah can't believe you guys thought this shit was for real! even sumit got it ... "no is real"... there is no spoon
 
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